Smut Police Here

[Smut Police]

Just sharing today's "catch"

[Brovo]

You are amazing.

That is all.

[stark]

... Damnit.

[Seravee]

Now they can just take it to PM!

[Cpt Toellner]

Thank you Smut Police, your services are appreciated.

[idlehands]

[Esper]

Dear Smut Police,

Thank you for this thread. My body is ready for you. Although that defeats the purpose of getting rid of the smut. How about a good firm handshake instead?

[Cpt Toellner]

That top-dom guy is really rolling in the pussy.

[Smut Police]

Aw shucks erryone.

Now that's real kindly of yah to gather aroun' to give me thanks

I'm jus doin my job though.

[Silver Fox]

Blitzkrieg said
That top-dom guy is really rolling in the pussy.

Getting emails and everything

[genghismike]

Anybody wanna 1x1 in PMs? :unibrow:

[idlehands]

I miss the unibrow smiley. But I guess he was just too suggestive.

[Cpt Toellner]

Silver Fox said
Getting emails and everything

Just look at the pure amount of positive interest he was getting.

[Chai]

I just have one thing to say: Smut Police is one of the more pleasantly amusing names I've seen in my year(ish) of being on RPG.

Four (cookies) for Smut Police; you go, Smut Police!

[genghismike]

idlehands said
I miss the unibrow smiley. But I guess he was just too suggestive.

[Queen Raidne]

Here, have my cupcake:

[Alarei]

[genghismike]

Queen Raidne said
Here, have my cupcake.

For some reason, muffin came to mind instead.

[Smut Police]

idlehands said
I miss the unibrow smiley. But I guess he was just too suggestive.

We caught that sumovabitch in an adult moovee theater with his undies aroun his ankles.

He's upstate now.

[Gilgamesh]

genghismike said

Smut Police said
We caught that sumovabitch in an adult moovee theater with his undies aroun his ankles.He's upstate now.

Apparently he's loose now. Better get 'em.