Confidence is one of the most attractive things.

[Halo]

<Snipped quote by Shorticus>

No. Promise me you'll never ether resort to that.

@KnightShade

I c wut u did thar

[SleepingSilence]

Relationships...*sigh*

Maybe its just because most people I know are weird, or I lived in mostly ghetto areas. But the most important thing I've seen, is just how desperate you are and behave...(confidence is equal to inflated egos right?) >.>

A person can never be fucking complimented with praise enough. Shit, when you have to keep saying something doesn't it just lose it's meaning and become hollow at that point? I digress.

[Shorticus]

so what you're telling me sleeping beauty

is that being desperate wins

so what i should do is buy a truckload of tranquilizer darts and a rifle to go widdem

rite

[Awson]

I dunno what you guys are on about. This is just a thread about Har Mar Superstar.

[KnightShade]

so what you're telling me sleeping beauty

is that being desperate wins

so what i should do is buy a truckload of tranquilizer darts and a rifle to go widdem

rite

@Shorticus

Just walk up to her in the street and be like, 'Hey, I think you're really cute, do you mind if I tranq you?' Bitches love that. You know why? It never happens! I mean how often do you see someone just go up and say that in the street. Not to mention it feeds the female's insatiable appetite for attention. To make it really intimate, put down the gun and tranq her by hand. There's a reason dart starts with the D.

P.S. will not work if you don't lift

[SleepingSilence]

so what you're telling me sleeping beauty

is that being desperate wins

so what i should do is buy a truckload of tranquilizer darts and a rifle to go widdem

rite

@Shorticus

Psychopath isn't quite what I was going for. I would say I wasn't clear enough but...I don't think darts are compliments or have to do with ego in anyway. XP

I'd hope it was more sarcasm, and less than twisting words until they break.

[Shorticus]

so what i need to do

is shout "YUR CUTE" at the top of my longs each time i shoot a girl with a tranquilizer??

[NotAMouse]

so what i need to do

is shout "YUR CUTE" at the top of my longs each time i shoot a girl with a tranquilizer??

@Shorticus

Not quite.

Girls prefer it when you value qualities that aren't solely based on their appearance.

So instead of shouting "I APPRECIATE YOUR GENERALLY GOOD LOOKS," may I suggest, "YOUR PERSONALITY IS AMAZING!" And then go ahead with the tranq.

[Shorticus]

<Snipped quote by Shorticus>

Not quite.

Girls prefer it when you value qualities that aren't solely based on their appearance.

So instead of shouting "I APPRECIATE YOUR GENERALLY GOOD LOOKS," may I suggest, "YOUR PERSONALITY IS AMAZING!" And then go ahead with the tranq.

@Taaj

you are a great teacher

[SleepingSilence]

@Shorticus I'm not sure how effective shouting your longs out would be. :P

Also, a joke (made by some comedy act I don't remember) that's not exactly true. But does make sense why what I've seen works. Is that women grades all things equally in points. So, the gist of that is. Buy her a diamond? One point. Make her dinner? One point. Remember her favorite song? One point. So on, so forth.

Maybe that's why being called 'your beautiful' three hundred times in a single conversations, allows my friends to be conversation masters at flirting. As I said, maybe my brain works differently, but the more times you have to repeat something, the less sincere it sounds. >.>

I'm not saying it's everyone I'm just saying its working a little too fucking well for all my other friends for me to understand it.

[NotAMouse]

you are a great teacher

@Shorticus

It is known.

[Halo]

@Shorticus I'm not sure how effective shouting your longs out would be. :P

Also, a joke (made by some comedy act I don't remember) that's not exactly true. But does make sense why what I've seen works. Is that women grades all things equally in points. So, the gist of that is. Buy her a diamond? One point. Make her dinner? One point. Remember her favorite song? One point. So on, so forth.

Maybe that's why being called 'your beautiful' three hundred times in a single conversations, allows my friends to be conversation masters at flirting. As I said, maybe my brain works differently, but the more times you have to repeat something, the less sincere it sounds. >.>

I'm not saying it's everyone I'm just saying its working a little too fucking well for all my other friends for me to understand it.

@SleepingSilence

[

intensifies]

[SleepingSilence]

@Halo


Though, it IS itself literally a joke. I sort of have a feeling there's certain people that don't have senses of humor on here. -.-

So, my own general advice that usually works to having real life friends and people that like being around you.

Have a sense of humor and don't take jokes seriously. You will go farther in life that way too.

[Vilageidiotx]

@Shorticus I'm not sure how effective shouting your longs out would be. :P

Also, a joke (made by some comedy act I don't remember) that's not exactly true. But does make sense why what I've seen works. Is that women grades all things equally in points. So, the gist of that is. Buy her a diamond? One point. Make her dinner? One point. Remember her favorite song? One point. So on, so forth.

Maybe that's why being called 'your beautiful' three hundred times in a single conversations, allows my friends to be conversation masters at flirting. As I said, maybe my brain works differently, but the more times you have to repeat something, the less sincere it sounds. >.>

I'm not saying it's everyone I'm just saying its working a little too fucking well for all my other friends for me to understand it.

@SleepingSilence

Your beautiful.

[SleepingSilence]

@Vilageidiotx lol. I can assure you, I'm not. :P

[Shorticus]

guys it worked i hav agirlfrend but she tells me she needs $30 an hour

how do i get themoney for being in lvoe?? i only have one kidney left

[Vilageidiotx]

guys it worked i hav agirlfrend but she tells me she needs $30 an hour

how do i get themoney for being in lvoe?? i only have one kidney left

@Shorticus

Thirty dollars?

Can... can I get your girlfriends contact information maybe? I just want to offer her my... a job.

[Shorticus]

<Snipped quote by Shorticus>

Thirty dollars?

Can... can I get your girlfriends contact information maybe? I just want to offer her my... a job.

@Vilageidiotx

i pm you with details

shes weird though her name is bob and altho she wears girl clothes she has a husky voice and berd

[TheEvanCat]

TheEvanCat's guide to dating:

Step 1: Download Tinder
Step 2: Take picture with lawn flamingo, apply as profile picture
Step 3: Make a witty bio
Step 4: Profit

TheEvanCat's guide to hooking up:

Same tho. Tinder saves.

[scribz]

I'm enjoying this thread.