Ban the Person above you

[The1Rolling1Boy]

Banned for still being a bird

[Slamurai]

Furry. Banned.

[The1Rolling1Boy]

Banned for being a furry hater! I'm highly offended!!

[Vesuvius00]

banned for being offended

[Arkaquiavel]

Banned for not having a moustache.

"Why should I have one?", you ask?
Well, let me put it like this: "Why not?"

[Vesuvius00]

banned because I don't have the ability nor the desire to grow a mustache.

[Duthguy]

Banned for being unable to grow a mustache

[Briza]

Banned for having atrocious spelling capabilities.

[Ball of joy]

Banned for using atrocious in a sentence.

[Briza]

Banned for not capitalizing the 'J' in 'Ball of joy.'

[Shoryu Magami]

Banned for being a Grammar Nazi like me.

[Briza]

Banned for thinking we could ever have anything in common.

[Arkaquiavel]

Banned for not being a Grammar Communist.

(Ninja'd, but whatever.)

[The1Rolling1Boy]

(Right back at you ;P)

Banned for judging grammar commis. That's my job I'm the one who smashes their face in not you.

[Vesuvius00]

*their faces in.

There's more than one Grammar Commie out there, so it's plural. Banned.

[Gutshot]

You are wrong to assume that not everyone on this site is communist, comrade

to the Gulag with you.

[RabidRabbit]

Banned for confusing the communist judicial system with a ban hammer.

[Shoryu Magami]

Banned because I don't think I know you.

Banned for not being a Grammar Communist.

@Arkaquiavel

(How exactly does Grammar Communism work, out of curiosity? The same as being a Grammar Nazi? Lol.)

[RabidRabbit]

Banned for that ridiculous goatee. I can see it hiding down there.

[Duthguy]

Banned for feeding that rabbit skulls instead of vegetables