Ban the Person above you

[Briza]

Banned for being here.

[CollectorOfMyst]

Banned for being in possession of dangerous weaponry.

[GodOfWar]

Banned for being the 3,702nd post.

[FreeElk]

Banned for being a 'God' but not contributing your existence to the religious vs atheist debate.

[boomlover]

@FreeElk banned from being half bald.

[Briza]

Banned for making a poop-uh-doopuh show over the last donut at work.

[luna558]

banned for killing a dog in the first episode of Luther.
(how dare you!)

[Dnafein]

Banned for watching Luther.

[boomlover]

@Dnafein banned for liking a tree person

[Briza]

Banned for thinking it is okee dokee artichokee to ban a person for liking a tree person.

[FreeElk]

Banned for stabbing yourself in the head just because all the kids are nowadays

[CollectorOfMyst]

Banned since you have once again become the parent of a banner. After all, I am Collector Bartholomew Cyril Bethany OfMyst.

[Majoraa]

Banned cause- wAIT YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS BETHANY?!

[FreeElk]

Banned for picking on other people because of their names!

[Majoraa]

"Banned cause really? My name is literally a pun on itself!"

[CollectorOfMyst]

Banned because no, my middle name is not Bethany, it is just what FreeElk decided to call me about a month ago when I 'discovered they were my mother'. I then had a 'stutter', found out who my father was, shot my father, and then you arrested me.

[Reis]

Banned for the murder of your father. Don't worry, I'll take care of your dragons for you. They'll be in really good care.

[CollectorOfMyst]

Sorry, but I already served my time. Banned for misuse of the law.

[boomlover]

@CollectorOfMyst banned for having a dragon on your back as a pet. " those things are endangered asshole !!"

[CollectorOfMyst]

FOR THE LAST TIME, THEY ARE NOT MY PETS