Ban the Person above you

[GodOfWar]

Banned for your name being Blurryface, and caring what I think.

[SleepingSilence]

Banned because I'm stressed out. <.<

[Wade Wilson]

Ban_ned be^cause _you st^ole my c_ar ra^dio

[ArkmageddonCat]

Banned because the Onion King, Lord of Pastries, requested that it be done.

[AlteredTundra]

Banned for doing the Onion King's bidding.

[Orlan]

Ye be banned for uttering such a heretic's name, be thankeful ye mighty fool for nothing worse but everything better then EXECUTION of the highest order, decree, rise and scale of all known punishment! Begone or become a cadaver to show such horrid wretches as who ye mentioned will not be tolerated!

[AlteredTundra]

Banned for using outdated rhetoric.

[Vandy]

Banned for not allowing outdated rhetoric to spice up the game.

[Wade Wilson]

Banned for wanting outdated rhetoric.

[GodOfWar]

Banned for saying 'outdated rhetoric'.

[Zorogami]

Banned for keeping the whole outdated rhetoric thing going

[Wade Wilson]

Banned because you're a hypocrite.

[SleepingSilence]

Banned because I'm dealing with stupid people on the internet. And I have to blame someone for wasting my time. <.<

[AlteredTundra]

Banned for allowing people of lesser intelligence on the internet to ruin your day.

[Orlan]

You are banned under the following henous, insidious, unreasonable, horrific, deadly, sinful and heretical crimes of notice, sight, knowledge and against all who read:
Being reasonable.

You be banned for life, death and all in the gap, now begone or be a blamonge!

[SleepingSilence]

Banned for being too wordy.

[Orlan]

Ye be banned for your lack of our magnificent and glorious language! Banned for now, yesterday and everyday afterwards for your lack of language, your crude cobbling of the complete language! Your flabbergasting!

[LazyTitan1565]

You're banned for the lack of prolific, arbitrary and superficial flair such as a signature, profile photo, bio statement and status update. You generic commoner!

[Wade Wilson]

Banned because I just farted.

Heheheheheh.

[Zorogami]

Banned for not using enough hehe's there