Ye be banned for having the utter and absolute brazenness and boldness to dare tell the common man and woman that you are waiting for a better signature? Stating so wholeheartedly you cannot be arsed to even bother coming up with one?! Be banished or become volcanic! That way then you'd fit your name a little more you firey mountain!
Ye be banned, banished and exiled for your signature mentioning a batchelor's death and not a rascal's... Which be a good film so be exiled or exhumed. Begone.