Hunger Games: Election Year Addition

[Dinh AaronMk]

>Degtyrov kills Putin
CHEEKI BREE-
>Strelok is immediately murdered
>Degtyrov is killed soon after

RIP Team STALKER

[KnightShade]

I look forward to Mary's victory.

[JunkMail]

Shrek has shown love.

Therefore Shrek was granted life.

[Vilageidiotx]

busy today. will update sometime when I get home tonight

[Vilageidiotx]

Welcome back to the first annual Presidential Hunger Games election! Things are dire. We have seen the best of the best slain, fan favorites brought down low by the horrible electoral process. But the end is in sight. We are down to the final six; Bernie, who was Lincoln's last friend before the latter's death and may very well take up his crown; Mr. Rogers and Camacho, the murderers of Stubbs; Shrek, who was a lover to Hitler and a hater of Deez Nuts; Vermin Supreme, the man who assassinated both Jesus and Lincoln; and finally Mary Queen of Scots, the last hope of Britain. Let us see how they do in this final installement. By the end of this post, you shall have met the new President!



Mr. Rogers spares Bernie. This is an interesting development for the killer of Stubbs. Does he regret what he and Camacho did? Or did he see in Bernie's eyes the same mercy that brought Lincoln to care for him?

And Mary executes the man who killed Lincoln. This woman is a jewel, and the pride of a country that was so embarrassed by the other three candidates from its shores. And to sneak up on somebody as stealthy as Vermin? She has found a nerve that could very well win her the game.



Little happens here. Shrek targets one of the killers of Stubbs. Will he join Mary as an avenger of our favorite champions?



Jesus's sacrifice was in vain.



Camacho and Mary decide on a truce for tonight. It's good to see that, after so much violence and hate, a man and a woman can still get their truce on.

But Mr. Rogers. Oh no. He regretted saving Bernie's life, and turned around to stab him right in the heart. The Bloodlust is up in Rogers. He has a need for murder. Shrek cannot bare it.



Is this why Shrek was crying? Did he join the revenge game to try and get with Mary? Did her one-night-truce with Camacho drive a distraught Shrek to end the affair with death? And notice how he chose to kill her the same way she killed Vermin. With Mary's death comes the death of British hopes in the Americas. At least she redeemed the honor of her country before she died.

But then Camacho. Perhaps it was more than a one-night-truce after all. Or maybe he just sucks at climbing trees.



This means there are only two left; the stilted lover Shrek, and the rampaging Mr. Rogers. Who will it be? Who will have the honor of flicking boogers at the oval office ceiling?

Victory hidden inside

He was infected; infected with a love he could not hold. It's not easy being green.

Which means our next President is...



There he is folks, the 45th President of the United States, Mr. Rogers! He was a nice guy at the beginning, leaving a pathetic King George III alive despite his suicidal pleading. But the games got to him. He first brought down Hilary when Lincoln couldn't. Next was that horrible crime, where he helped drown Stubbs. Next he spared Bernie only to run back and stab the man in the heart. Will the experience make him a better or a worse president? What will the next four years look like?

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[RWDS]

Welcome back to the first annual Presidential Hunger Games election! Things are dire. We have seen the best of the best slain, fan favorites brought down low by the horrible electoral process. But the end is in sight. We are down to the final six; Bernie, who was Lincoln's last friend before the latter's death and may very well take up his crown; Mr. Rogers and Camacho, the murderers of Stubbs; Shrek, who was a lover to Hitler and a hater of Deez Nuts; Vermin Supreme, the man who assassinated both Jesus and Lincoln; and finally Mary Queen of Scots, the last hope of Britain. Let us see how they do in this final installement. By the end of this post, you shall have met the new President!



Mr. Rogers spares Bernie. This is an interesting development for the killer of Stubbs. Does he regret what he and Camacho did? Or did he see in Bernie's eyes the same mercy that brought Lincoln to care for him?

And Mary executes the man who killed Lincoln. This woman is a jewel, and the pride of a country that was so embarrassed by the other three candidates from its shores. And to sneak up on somebody as stealthy as Vermin? She has found a nerve that could very well win her the game.



Little happens here. Shrek targets one of the killers of Stubbs. Will he join Mary as an avenger of our favorite champions?



Jesus's sacrifice was in vain.



Camacho and Mary decide on a truce for tonight. It's good to see that, after so much violence and hate, a man and a woman can still get their truce on.

But Mr. Rogers. Oh no. He regretted saving Bernie's life, and turned around to stab him right in the heart. The Bloodlust is up in Rogers. He has a need for murder. Shrek cannot bare it.



Is this why Shrek was crying? Did he join the revenge game to try and get with Mary? Did her one-night-truce with Camacho drive a distraught Shrek to end the affair with death? And notice how he chose to kill her the same way she killed Vermin. With Mary's death comes the death of British hopes in the Americas. At least she redeemed the honor of her country before she died.

But then Camacho. Perhaps it was more than a one-night-truce after all. Or maybe he just sucks at climbing trees.



This means there are only two left; the stilted lover Shrek, and the rampaging Mr. Rogers. Who will it be? Who will have the honor of flicking boogers at the oval office ceiling?

Victory hidden inside

He was infected; infected with a love he could not hold. It's not easy being green.

Which means our next President is...



There he is folks, the 45th President of the United States, Mr. Rogers! He was a nice guy at the beginning, leaving a pathetic King George III alive despite his suicidal pleading. But the games got to him. He first brought down Hilary when Lincoln couldn't. Next was that horrible crime, where he helped drown Stubbs. Next he spared Bernie only to run back and stab the man in the heart. Will the experience make him a better or a worse president? What will the next four years look like?

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@Vilageidiotx

Rip

[Zorogami]

What an ending, thanks for everything @Vilageidiotx, you managed to make me laugh several times in the last few days

[KnightShade]

Best anticlimax ever.

[JunkMail]

Shrek was this close to winning the election.

Good fucking game.

[Dinh AaronMk]

Will have to send Scar in for revenge of his fellow STALKERS. Or at least Degtyrov, Scar kind of hates Strelok.

[KnightShade]

What an ending, thanks for everything @Vilageidiotx, you managed to make me laugh several times in the last few days

@Zorogami

Me as well, I always thought you have a good sense of humour. This was an enjoyable way to be proven right.

[KnightShade]

What an ending, thanks for everything @Vilageidiotx, you managed to make me laugh several times in the last few days

@Zorogami

Me as well, I've always thought you have a good sense of humour. This was an enjoyable way to be proven right.

[Cyndyr]

I'm so proud of Mary, even if she lost.

[Blueflame]

What happened to princess leaha