"Who's Line Is it Anyway?" game

[TheUnknowable]

Any time I think the game ran out of steam I'll post a new topic or game. The more complex games will have to use PMs or Meetingwords if you want to play them.

I'll start with something easy:

Things you can say about a farmer, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.

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They've got the best looking melons I've ever seen.

[oKageo]

Wow, look at how he handels that hog!

PS I like this idea

[TheUnknowable]

I heard he's selling that ass of his.

[oKageo]

Do you think his plow is really that effective?

[TheUnknowable]

Do you think his plow is really that effective?

@oKageo

I helped him sow his oats yesterday, so I know he knows how to use it.

[oKageo]

Still, the meat is below par.

[SleepingSilence]

It's feeling sick. Should I try to milk it?

[Esoteric]

He's gonna milk those teets.

[Vilageidiotx]

i don't want to have sex with you

[TheUnknowable]

Ok, then, new topic, but in the same vein.
Things you can say about a sports player/team but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
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If they'd just learn how to kick a ball properly they could score more.

[Vilageidiotx]

I'm sorry I don't believe we have met.

[SleepingSilence]

@Vilageidiotx Off topic but your Sig is mesmerizing. The hell is that from? (the one being pushed off the bed and randomly bursting into flames x/)

I'm going to go score, since you can't play right now.

EDIT: Didn't notice the similar joke. I do something else. xP

Do you have to smack my ass every time were in the showers together?

[Vilageidiotx]

@Vilageidiotx Off topic but your Sig is mesmerizing. The hell is that from? (the one being pushed off the bed and randomly bursting into flames x/)

I'm going to go score, since you can't play right now.

EDIT: Didn't notice the similar joke. I do something else. xP

Do you have to smack my ass every time were in the showers together?

@SleepingSilence

That sig? I think I found it being used as a reaction gif and took it. I don't know where it is from, but it'd be interesting to find out.

[TheUnknowable]

Get off the mound! You don't know how to pitch!

[oKageo]

His fast balls are really just coming on a little strong...

[Esoteric]

You gotta use both hands

[Cyndyr]

I'm beginning to think you're batting for the wrong team.

[Witch Cat]

Get off! Let me show you how to do it properly.

[MoiraEl]

You need some practice.

[Esoteric]

Do it like a man!