THIS OR THAT

[Witch Cat]

A dolphin duh, then I can rape people.


Feel really shitty about yourself 24/7, but have a secret admirer who you'll eventually find out you truly love. Or have extreme amounts of confidence, but never find love.

[Witch Cat]

I guess I killed this thread.

[Mateotis]

the first option is already my life

Being confident as hell all the time sounds rad and something I definitely want to experience.

Mathematics or literature?

[Witch Cat]

Literature. Math is for neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerds.

Here's a classic. Speak every language, or be able to play every instrument?

[Antarctic Termite]

Shit, man. Tricky. I'll go for languages- You only need to know one or two instruments to make things what sound good, but knowing every language would give you so much understanding of the meaning and origin of words, and let you go so many places and meet so many people. Like, think of how employable you'd be, as compared to a musician who can play a wide variety of instruments.

An eye on your forehead or missing a leg?

[Majoraa]

Missing a leg, so I would be free from my tendonitis atleast... ;u;

Eat the world's hottest chili pepper or the world's coldest ice cream?

[Mateotis]

Coldest ice cream. At that rate it's probably almost solid ice which you can just lick in peace.

Pop or rap?

[Witch Cat]

Pop. POP. POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP. (I really like Pop)

Hypotechical situation here. Let's say there is a school bus full of kids hurdling down a bridge and it'll fall into the ocean where all the kids will slowly freeze to death, no survivors. Here is where the choice comes in. There is also a bomb on the bus, and you're given a button that, when pressed, will cause the bus to explode, killing everyone instantly and peacefully. There are some conditions, though, let the bus fall into the ocean and everyone will know you did nothing to help the kids, however, blow the bus up and no one will ever know you did it.

So, what do you do?

[Ashevelendar]

@Witch Cat Blow the bus. That way they die fast at least.

Immortality or the techopathy ( the ability to make machines do what you want ) ?

[Witch Cat]

Techopathy. Time to get my hacking gloves on.

Death by drowning or burning?

[Majoraa]

Death by Burning, i already almost died by drowning.

Being free to do genocide, or being spared from any disaster in your life?

[Witch Cat]

Spared from any disaster. I have literally no beef against any group of people. Except maybe for people who confuse "you're" and "your."

Bring one (1) thing from a fictional world (has to be a specific thing, for example, a portal gun or a gravity gun, and not something general, like pokemon or magic) into your reality, or live in a fictional world of your choice for one year.