My standards fell and I almost didn't notice it.

[Awson]

The human instincts are kicking in and they REALLY want me to find a mate.

It's interesting how subconscious a thing like this can be. You hit an age or a mental state where your body wants a life partner more than ever.

I'm just surprised at how subtle and unnoticeable it is.

[Brand]

Just jerk it and you'll be fine.

[Vilageidiotx]

Just jerk it and you'll be fine.

@Brand

plus now with your standards down, you'll have a greater range of options you can jerk it to!

[KnightShade]

Just jerk it and you'll be fine.

@Brand

You should start a religion

[Brand]

@KnightShade

I did. You can find our message on redtube.

[NotAMouse]

I did. You can find our message on redtube.

@Brand

Cool, is that like YouTube but for religious people?

[Brand]

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Cool, is that like YouTube but for religious people?

@Taaj

For missionaries =P