Joke Session

[0w0]

Simple, tell jokes.
The only rule is that they can't go against site rules, other than that, I could care less who you try to offend.

[Antarctic Termite]

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

[Bluetommy]

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are being chased by a serial killer, they run into a barn and hide in three sacks of potatoes. The killer walks up to the first bag and shakes it. "Meow meow" goes the brunette. "Just a dumb cat." The killer thinks out loud. He goes to the second bag and shakes it. "Arf arf" goes the redhead. "Just a dumb dog." Says the killer. He goes to the third bag and shakes it.
"Potato potato!" Yells the blonde.