Spam Lords: Another Game

[KnightShade]

What Do?
1. Build castle near resources
2. PM me to secretly build units
3. Go forth and make other Spam Lords your bitch vassals
4. Become king of shitty drawing
5. Get mad because I give up before you get that far

The Story so Far

Lord Idiot X of the Village is inside Lady Liberty

Lord Guy of the Netcherlands sinks his shaft deep into the moist earth, while the Great Narrator reflects on his continuing need to make dick jokes.

What an epic!

[Vilageidiotx]

okay. I build a castle near the piss sea. the castle is built in the form of the Statue of Liberty shooting flames out its eyes.

[KnightShade]

okay. I build a castle near the piss sea. the castle is built in the form of the Statue of Liberty shooting flames out its eyes.

@Vilageidiotx

You are Lord Idiot X of the Village.

Your ability is Patriotism. If you use it you get a bonus in unit production speed, but your soldiers become more dumber.

Your builder cannot yet create Flaming Eyes. Note to self, ironically kill him by removing his eyes and replacing them with hot coals.

[Duthguy]

I make an underground base in the shape of a capital D under the forest and disguise the entrance as a small shrine

[KnightShade]

I make an underground base in the shape of a capital D under the forest and disguise the entrance as a small shrine

@Duthguy

You are Lord Guy of the Netcherlands.

Your special ability is Wetlands. Because your home country is basically Atlantis, you soldiers are faster and stealthier at fording rivers and following coastlines.

Your castle is constructed in the shape of the D. That is to say a glorious shaft, with two circular chambers buried deep in mother earth. Unfortunately this is all underground, so only the shrine is visible.