Kangaroo said
I heard he takes first-born sons as an alternate currency.
Considering I am the last of my line, I think I need my first son.
Kangaroo said
I heard he takes first-born sons as an alternate currency.
Gowi said
Considering I am the last of my line, I think I need my first son.
Kangaroo said
Just productive and make a few.Repopulate thy dynasty.
Sloth said
Or do what George Lucas did and adopt kids with weird names. Well, only two of his kids have weird names, but you get the point.
Sloth said
Or do what George Lucas did and adopt kids with weird names. Well, only two of his kids have weird names, but you get the point.
Kangaroo said
It's not really his line though.
Beatrix said
Doesn't count as it needs to be his seed.
Sloth said
Or do what George Lucas did and adopt kids with weird names. Well, only two of his kids have weird names, but you get the point.
Sloth said
What if gave them blood transfusions or something? Put his hair in their pie?
Kangaroo said
Maybe a full DNA reconstruction?Even then he'd be akin to a bastard child
Sloth said
Well, good things this isn't Westeros, because in that case, it counts! Heck, even bastard children in Westeros count, according to R'hllor!
Sloth said
What if he gave them blood transfusions or something? Put his hair in their pie?
Kangaroo said
Well it would depend if they're legitimized or not.
Beatrix said
Sperm bank.
Sloth said
I was almost going to say something about Gendry, then I remembered Edric Storm. The TV series is beginning to take over my brain.It's like that Vince Vaughan movie, only....real.There's a joke about a Mormon skipping the multiple marriages joke in there, but I'm too stupid to think of one.
Kangaroo said
Eh I don't think Gowi wants bastard children
Gowi said
What if I legitimize them?
Gowi said
What if I legitimize them?
Beatrix said
How many wives you talkin?