Edwina Fairfax & The Joker
Location: The Joker's Hideout ---> The People's Bank of Gotham
Interacting With:
@Din Nyt, Cheetah Woman
"Yeah, Nyt's hearing is out of this world," Edwina joked, grinning strikingly like her uncle. Had she been able to see herself in that moment, she would have shrunk away in horror, aghast at the family resemblance. Thankfully for her, the Joker hardly noticed. The joke fell flat on his ears, as it likely did on Barbara's as well, unless she knew Nyt's status as an extraterrestrial.
"That's rather fortunate," the Joker admitted, jumping up from his seat on the throne, and balancing on the edge.
"But you see, Nyt, the secret to crime, as if with any good joke, is to go out with a punchline! Silence doesn't do for that!"Snapping her fingers, two of his goons brought over a crate. Inside, there was a vast assortment of explosives. Any manic's dream could be achieved with the firepower in the crate, and the Joker beamed, leaping forward and stroking his vast collection.
"It's time to play with my toys..."Edwina frowned, eyeing the contents of the crate. Some of the explosives in there were far more unstable than her uncle ever could be, but this is what they had to do to survive. When the law turned against them, only in the company of criminals could they find sanctuary. And she couldn't help but feel that perhaps, Cheetah might decide to help Nyt and Edwina stay safe. With the funds from this simple robbery, they could create a new life.
She even had a half cooked scheme to create a ship, and with a bit of luck, they might be able to travel to Nyt's home planet. From what Edwina learned about it, the two of them would blend right in, far away from the reaches of the Suicide Squad.
Edwina blinked slightly, watching as the Joker's goons shattered the glass doors of the bank. Several getaway cars already pulled up onto the curb, with citizens running about wildly. She caught a glimpse of her reflection in the glass, and her heart sank.
This isn't me..."Onward and upwards, my pretties!" the Joker cackled, practically dancing into the building. His goons instructed each person inside to get to the floor. Those who resisted were shot and killed. It sickened Edwina to her stomach, watching the slaughter and the carnage. But she didn't let herself waiver. She had decided on this course of action. It was time to see it through.
The Joker pointed at her, and she sighed. Closing her eyes, she focused each and every beam of light to come towards her. Every image, virtual and real, inverted and correct, all of them came zooming to her. It took her brain a matter of seconds to piece it together, a far superior map to whatever would appear on a computer.
"Back righthand side, combination lock, decent tumbler," Edwina responded, opening her eyes.
"And Batsy? Has he come calling yet?" the Joker shouted, asking no one in particular.
"Well come on, kids, the money isn't going to steal itself!"