[OOC] The Elder Scrolls: Vengeance of the Deep

[Cairomaru]

Dipper said
I can guarantee that Zainat would try to kill Blade by having his arrows come a little too close.The khajiit in the party wouldn't be immune either....Nor would the Nords.

yeah... i can guarantee it will be a very short rp >_>

oh and volt, you were right. reddit is a terrible place.

and i'm loving it like McDonalds. I found a feminist post about being a closet fatass.

[Voltaire]

Dervish said
Ah yes, agreyloon(atic). I knew things were going downhill fast when she compared me rejecting her to Adolf Hitler. After shitting all over our OOC proclaiming her superiority, she was warned by a mod to leave the game. Then she started trying to provoke me via PM by insulting my province and trying to get me to flip my shit. She's by far the worst person I've met on this site. I didn't know her friend copy and pasted shit, but man, that was a crappy sheet. Expert at everything? C'mon.

Yeah, she started ripping me a new one via PM too after I said she was off base about how you run the Rp.
I tried my best to remain civil since I was representing the group, but her views literally boggled my mind. She actually believed that she had done nothing to deserve what she got and that she was doing nothing wrong. While simultaneously dishing out veiled insults just as she had to you.

Yep. Fun night.

Cairomaru said
yeah... i can guarantee it will be a very short rp >_>oh and volt, you were right. reddit is a terrible place.and i'm loving it like McDonalds. I found a feminist post about being a closet fatass.

I tried to warn you Cairo - FUCK! I lost the game.- it's like the game. Once you're in you can't get out. And the only thing redditors agree on is that everybody else is wrong. And also a faggot.

[Leidenschaft]

Dipper said
I can guarantee that Zainat would try to kill Blade by having his arrows come a little too close.The khajiit in the party wouldn't be immune either....Nor would the Nords.

>Implying anyone would see Sevari's Imperial Blade before he would be parading Dunmer around like popsicles because "muh slavery."
>Implying Francis wouldn't woo the Dunmer with his superior Bretonnic manners and discourse while Vendel readied himself to shot-put any Altmer through the nearest tree.

Overall, having career criminals travel together in a group is far more dangerous for the group than their enemies. I like that it was actually a point brought up in VotS that had the current Emperor not fucked around, Sevari, Semedar and Zaveed would have all killed each other, otherwise.

Racism is also a thing. Zainat would try to enslave Sevari and Wets-His-Blade, capitalizing on Sevari and Wets-His-Blade arguing over who was the best beast-race. Francis would be annoying everyone with his "Knowing everything in the perfect way to know it" Breton attitude, talking down to Thyra, while Thyra brought it full-circle and tried to kill Zainat on the sole principle that he's a Dunmer and their ancestors have been fighting since 19-Forgotten.

[Leidenschaft]

Cairomaru said
yeah... i can guarantee it will be a very short rp >_>oh and volt, you were right. reddit is a terrible place.and i'm loving it like McDonalds. I found a feminist post about being a closet fatass.

How can one be closeted about that?

[Dipper]

Whelp. Apparently I'm 'anti-LGBT' because I said that I think that a vocal minority of activists don't want bigotry to go away because they'd be out of a job.

The reason I say that is because you've got people who made careers out of it, People who have no other talents. People who went to COLLEGE to learn how to be an effective LGBT activist, and if they successfully eradicated bigotry they'd be out of a job.

[Dipper]

Leidenschaft said
>Implying anyone would see Sevari's Imperial Blade before he would be parading Dunmer around like popsicles because "muh slavery.">Implying Francis wouldn't woo the Dunmer with his superior Bretonnic manners and discourse while Vendel readied himself to shot-put any Altmer through the nearest tree.Overall, having career criminals travel together in a group is far more dangerous for the group than their enemies. I like that it was actually a point brought up in VotS that had the current Emperor not fucked around, Sevari, Semedar and Zaveed would have all killed each other, otherwise.Racism is also a thing. Zainat would try to enslave Sevari and Wets-His-Blade, capitalizing on Sevari and Wets-His-Blade arguing over who was the best beast-race. Francis would be annoying everyone with his "Knowing everything in the perfect way to know it" Breton attitude, talking down to Thyra, while Thyra brought it full-circle and tried to kill Zainat on the sole principle that he's a Dunmer and their ancestors have been fighting since 19-Forgotten.

Ashlander, not house Dunmer. Ashlanders didn't take part in slavery, dummy.

[WittyReference]

Since we're navel-gazing here, I like to think-were Cub a more common Orc-I'd be capitalizing on the destitute nature of Hammerfell by claiming lands for Orsinium.

Edit: I'm glad you liked it, Soul! Going over these old books can be pretty inspiring :p

[Voltaire]

Dipper said
I can guarantee that Zainat would try to kill Blade by having his arrows come a little too close.The khajiit in the party wouldn't be immune either....Nor would the Nords.

Anything short of ebony arrows, then yes, Zainat would be trying to kill Blade. Hopefully he can backpedal really fast.

Leidenschaft said
Zainat would try to enslave Sevari and Wets-His-Blade, capitalizing on Sevari and Wets-His-Blade arguing over who was the best beast-race.

Argonians: Breath underwater. Highly resistant to poison and disease. Regenerative abilities. Have already beaten the Dunmer in open battle.

Khajiit: Catlike reflexes. Night vision. Career hobos.

Just saiyan.

Incoming shitstorm from three khajiit players.

[Dipper]

Voltaire said
Anything short of ebony arrows, then yes, Zainat would be to kill Blade. Hopefully he can backpedal really fast.Argonians: Breath underwater. Highly resistant to poison and disease. Regenerative abilities. Have already beaten the Dunmer in open battle.Khajiit: Catlike reflexes. Night vision. Career hobos.Just saiyan.Incoming shitstorm from three khajiit players.

After being the Dunmer's bitches for centuries.

And yes, Zainat can backpedal at morrowind speeds. As in, you can't fucking touch him since he's running at the same speed as you. ;D

[Voltaire]

Dipper said
After being the Dunmer's bitches for centuries.And yes, Zainat can backpedal at morrowind speeds. As in, you can't fucking touch him since he's running at the same speed as you. ;D

Well America was Britain's bitch for a while too. Until we finally got tired of their shit, then we asserted our dominance.
Argonians are America. And also Mexicans.
Don't question it. My logic is undeniable.

[Dipper]

Also. Do you know why the Dunmer are my favorite race?

Because they ride bugs.

Like this fucking thing.

WHAT DO ARGONIANS HAVE, VOLT? TREES THAT CAN SHOOT MATH AT DRAGONS? HAH!

[WittyReference]

I wish you all the best in your remake of Beast Wars. Gorzath and I'll just be over here annexing territory, don't mind us.

Dipper said
WHAT DO ARGONIANS HAVE, VOLT? TREES THAT CAN SHOOT MATH AT DRAGONS? HAH!

We killed a dragon once.

[Dipper]

WittyReference said
I wish you all the best in your remake of Beast Wars. Gorzath and I'll just be over here annexing territory, don't mind us.

Hey hey, don't forget about Zainat. We Mer need to stick together, after all.

WittyReference said
I wish you all the best in your remake of Beast Wars. Gorzath and I'll just be over here annexing territory, don't mind us.We killed a dragon once.

Did you kill it with math?

[WittyReference]

Nah, with werewolves. It was pretty great. Cub got eaten kinda.

[Dipper]

WittyReference said
Nah, with werewolves. It was pretty great. Cub got eaten kinda.

Fun.

Too bad you didn't use math.

...Okay, so apparently numidium killed Akatosh dead and each time it turns on it kills him again.

[Cairomaru]

Voltaire said
Anything short of ebony arrows, then yes, Zainat would be to kill Blade. Hopefully he can backpedal really fast.Argonians: Breath underwater. Highly resistant to poison and disease. Regenerative abilities. Have already beaten the Dunmer in open battle.Khajiit: Catlike reflexes. Night vision. Career hobos.Just saiyan.Incoming shitstorm from three khajiit players.

Excuse me? EXCUSE ME? I KNOW you did not, just go there. So a bunch of oversized komodo dragons who can breathe underwater are supposed to be top tier? HAH

WittyReference said
Nah, with werewolves. It was pretty great. Cub got eaten kinda.

Too bad he just didn't stay eaten.

[WittyReference]

While I'm at it, here's a list of interesting things you newcomers might not know.

Zhaveed got teamkilled once
Gorzath killed the Dragonborn's soul and consequently possesses the fury of a thousand dragons
Hravlar is secretly the Hero Skyrim needs.
Sevari is deathly afraid of Falmer
Marassa is Zhaveed's Half-Sister because pirates
Cub is actually *REDACTED*

[Voltaire]

Dipper said
WHAT DO ARGONIANS HAVE, VOLT? TREES THAT CAN SHOOT MATH AT DRAGONS? HAH!

I don't see a problem with this. Dragons can't do math.

WittyReference said
I wish you all the best in your remake of Beast Wars. Gorzath and I'll just be over here annexing territory, don't mind us.We killed a dragon once.

Cue every other Orc tribe promptly arriving and burning said territory to the ground.

[WittyReference]

Voltaire said
Cue every other Orc tribe promptly arriving and burning said territory to the ground.

Read above. Between the two of us, I think we'll be fine.

[Voltaire]

Cairomaru said
oversized komodo dragons who can breathe underwater

Is this supposed to be an insult? Cause giant, water breathing, Komodo dragons sound pretty fuckin metal to me.