[OOC] The Elder Scrolls: Vengeance of the Deep

[Voltaire]

Dervish said
Up here, .22s cost nothing. I buy 500 round boxes of Remington Thunderbolts for 40 bucks.I think you guys went a litttle nuts with the whole "ermahgerd! OBAMAS GUNNA STEEEL MAH GUNZ BETTUR BUY ALL TEH AMMOZ!". Now, the demand is super high and supply can't keep up. Whoo!I wish .303 wasn't 30 for 20, though. Damn obsolete cartidges.

Sounds heavenly.

But to be fair, DA GUBMENT was trying to take plenty of guns. Maybe not all of them, just the best ones.
There have been dozens of office holders foaming at the mouth to take away our baby tracking death weapons and high capacity clipazines. Saying it's to save the 30,000 people who die by a bullet each year while conveniently forgetting to mention the fact that only 4% of those people were killed by a rifle of any kind. And that over 60% of those deaths are suicides, not homicides.
Based on that, yes. Obama and his buddies clearly would like to take our guns.

[Leidenschaft]

Voltaire said
Sounds heavenly.But to be fair, DA GUBMENT was trying to take plenty of guns. Maybe not all of them, just the best ones.There have been dozens of office holders foaming at the mouth to take away our baby tracking death weapons and high capacity clipazines. Saying it's to save the 30,000 people who die by a bullet each year while conveniently forgetting to mention the fact that only 4% of those people were killed by a rifle of any kind. And that over 60% of those deaths are suicides, not homicides.Based on that, yes. Obama and his buddies clearly would like to take our guns.

King Obongo has ordered the disarmament of the peasantry and lower classes, even when it was a right given to the commoner through the Kingdom's charter set a few hundred years ago. They want to limit our quivers to only ten arrows and want the draw strength to go to something a freshly born doe could pull. Now how am I going to shoot the doe's mother to feed my family? And my uncle hates it because he can't even carry his sword within city limits. Blade length has been dropped from four feet to six inches. I can't defend myself from the encroaching mongols and those damned road-bandits with a knife! One more act like this from the Royalty and I'm moving to the Kingdom of Canada.

[Voltaire]

10 arrows! Pft, if you can't hit a deer with the first five then you clearly aren't the kind of person we want owning a bow and arrows. Here. Have this rock instead.

[Voltaire]

Tick said
We could be PS4 buddy-comrades. :D Then we can spend the entire time as PS4BC's in the PS version of Mii-Plaza drunkenly(from drinking the boredom away) complaining that there's no fucking games out, and how they've evolved into the suckitude of payment for online gameplay. Then a mod'll boot us because we're making the cheery plaza not cheery.Killzone was fun to play, though. It was a popcorn movie encapsulated within a video game. Decent mechanics, and they try to make use of all the new features in pretty cool ways. The OWL is neat.Also, with Plus, there's some games you can play for free (not sure if it's the same games for PS3 or not). I spent a bunch of time trying out free Don't Starve on the PS4.

Have you tried the multiplayer? I'm a big multiplayer... player.

[Dervish]

Man, that sucks for you guys. All isn't sunshine and peace juice up here, either. RCMP just randomly banned all Swiss Arms rifles and my CZ 858 late February, which is something the people are fighting against. Fucking hell. Police shouldn't be able to change laws on a whim.

Anyways! I should try to gather the files Fallout made for the different characters and link them to the front page. Also, Voltaire, Soulilio, sorry for not showing up on Xbawks last night! We should really set a solid time. D: And I really wish you guys had Gears 3.

[Dipper]

Dervish said
Man, that sucks for you guys. All isn't sunshine and peace juice up here, either. RCMP just randomly banned all Swiss Arms rifles and my CZ 858 late February, which is something the people are fighting against. Fucking hell. Police shouldn't be able to change laws on a whim.Anyways! I should try to gather the files Fallout made for the different characters and link them to the front page. Also, Voltaire, Soulilio, sorry for not showing up on Xbawks last night! We should really set a solid time. D: And I really wish you guys had Gears 3.

I have Gears 3 but I cant afford to buy XBL again. All my Gears Data is on another account, too, sadly... I unlocked a lot of stuff in Horde.

[Voltaire]

Dervish said
Man, that sucks for you guys. All isn't sunshine and peace juice up here, either. RCMP just randomly banned all Swiss Arms rifles and my CZ 858 late February, which is something the people are fighting against. Fucking hell. Police shouldn't be able to change laws on a whim.Anyways! I should try to gather the files Fallout made for the different characters and link them to the front page. Also, Voltaire, Soulilio, sorry for not showing up on Xbawks last night! We should really set a solid time. D: And I really wish you guys had Gears 3.

Yep, I heard about that. That's exactly the kind of thing we are worried about and fighting against over here.

And I do have Gears 3!

AND NOBODY GOT ON LAST NIGHT!

On the plus side, I unlocked the mattock on ME3 multiplayer, so now I can roleplay Mark as soon as I get the phalanx.

[Dervish]

Voltaire said
Yep, I heard about that. That's exactly the kind of thing we are worried about and fighting against over here.And I do have Gears 3!AND NOBODY GOT ON LAST NIGHT!On the plus side, I unlocked the mattock on ME3 multiplayer, so now I can roleplay Mark as soon as I get the phalanx.

O.o My Mattock is like... level VI, I think. Or VII. It's up there. I think my Phalanx is also similarly leveled.

Last time I played, I unlocked the M-11 suppressed, the Paladin, and the Geth Juggernaut.

But yeah! game timez soon.

[Leidenschaft]

Guys, I'm going to attempt to create Goat Simulator fanfiction.

[Voltaire]

Dervish said
O.o My Mattock is like... level VI, I think. Or VII. It's up there. I think my Phalanx is also similarly leveled. Last time I played, I unlocked the M-11 suppressed, the Paladin, and the Geth Juggernaut. But yeah! game timez soon.

No fair. I hate ME3 unlock system cuz it's based on luck. I have terrible luck.
Example: I've never paid for micro transactions, but at the time, I was playing before they patched the game to give a decent amount of money. So I figured I buy one pack just because I was still stuck with the shitty M8. So I buy the arsenal pack which is advertised as having a higher chance for weapons.
Not a single fucking weapon.
Fuck randomized unlocks.

[Dervish]

Voltaire said
No fair. I hate ME3 unlock system cuz it's based on luck. I have terrible luck.Example: I've never paid for micro transactions, but at the time, I was playing before they patched the game to give a decent amount of money. So I figured I buy one pack just because I was still stuck with the shitty M8. So I buy the arsenal pack which is advertised as having a higher chance for weapons.Not a single fucking weapon.Fuck randomized unlocks.

I'll freely admit, I've spent at least 20 dollars (conservative estimate) on the shop. It's a really stupidly addictive gambling habit haha.

[Voltaire]

Dervish said
I'll freely admit, I've spent at least 20 dollars (conservative estimate) on the shop. It's a really stupidly addictive gambling habit haha.

YOURE PLAYING RIGHT INTO EA'S HANDS!

[Dervish]

Voltaire said
YOURE PLAYING RIGHT INTO EA'S HANDS!

Excellent use of Excalibur. :D

And I care not. I get fun shit. >_>

[Leidenschaft]

Posted.

And that Dunmer tavern sounds amazing, Dipper. Another reason why Dunmer is best mer.

[Dervish]

Quite a good read! Well done, you three.

[Dipper]

Leidenschaft said
Posted.And that Dunmer tavern sounds amazing, Dipper. Another reason why Dunmer is best mer.

And the best part is is that THAT IS HOW DUNMER TAVERNS ARE DESCRIBED IN BOTH MORROWIND AND OBLIVION.

Dervish said
Quite a good read! Well done, you three.

Thanks, Dervs. I enjoyed writing it.

[Leidenschaft]

Okay, guys, I'm pretty free for gaming for the next few days. Throwing that out there.

[Dervish]

Tonight! I am down for Xbawksing it tonight.

I wish I wasn't the only one with Rainbow Six Vegas 2. Drunk terrorist hunt would be fantastic.

[Voltaire]

Dervish said
Tonight! I am down for Xbawksing it tonight.I wish I wasn't the only one with Rainbow Six Vegas 2. Drunk terrorist hunt would be fantastic.

Shit dude, I was just thinking of picking that up yesterday too, but I went with Far Cry 3 instead. I'll get it tomorrow.

[Leidenschaft]

Dervish said
Tonight! I am down for Xbawksing it tonight.I wish I wasn't the only one with Rainbow Six Vegas 2. Drunk terrorist hunt would be fantastic.

Goddamnit, Dervs, I don't think I have that game anymore. I'll try to find it.