[OOC] Gutter Diamonds

[Major Ursa]

The RC Master said
*gives late pinches to anyone without green*

D:
*dies*

[The RC Master]

Major Ursa said
D:*dies*

Mwahahaha...mission complete!

[StarInaBox]

*slices RC Master's hand off* >:|

[The RC Master]

StarInaBox said
*slices RC Master's hand off* >:|

Pfft, tis a flesh wound! *internally screaming with torturous pain*

[Madame_March]

*gives robot hands* Fixed! : D

[The RC Master]

Madame_March said
*gives robot hands* Fixed! : D

€=(´・ω・`)
Thank you.

[Major Ursa]

*is still dead*
3X <(blech)

[The RC Master]

Major Ursa said
*is still dead*3X <(blech)

Burn the bodeeehhh...

[Madame_March]

and roast some marshmallows!

[StarInaBox]

^_^ Oh Madame March. What a splendid idea~!

[Major Ursa]

D: <( ! ! ! )
*corpse skitters out through open window*

[The RC Master]

Major Ursa said
D: <( ! ! ! )*corpse skitters out through open window*

But first, we must catch the body! On with the hunt! *runs after corpse with a lighter*

(Pfft, I just realised the irony of what's going on and my signature picture.)

[Major Ursa]

DX <( </3 )
*corpse skitters into a full wine casket*
(That isn't your policy during the Purge...
)

[The RC Master]

Major Ursa said
DX <( </3 )*corpse skitters into a full wine casket*(That isn't your policy during the Purge...)

*professionally drinks wine like an amateur* Sh...ssh...just let it be...

(For twenty-four hours, crime is legal... *pokes a 'Do Not Touch Sign*)

[Major Ursa]

(Twelve hours, actually...)
"'For the next twelve hours, all crime is legal.'"
*rolls into crawlspace*
"Nopenopenopenopenopenopenope."

[The RC Master]

Whoops. X3

For the next twelve hours, crime is legal.

*pirates music and tv shows because I'm a cheap piece of pudding*

[Major Ursa]

"'For the next twelve hours, all crime is legal.'"
*runs out into the middle of a park, rips off clothes to reveal bunny suit, starts twerking*

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"'For the next twelve hours, all crime is legal.'"
*gets married to multiple guys

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"'For the next twelve hours, all crime is legal.'"
*breaks into a construction site, rips clothes off, jumps and swings on a wrecking ball*

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"'For the next twelve hours, all crime is legal.'"
*starts thinking about the likeable parts of the Twilight series...before shooting self*

[The RC Master]

For the next twelve hours, all crime is legal.
*sells eyeball*

For the next twelve hours, all crime is legal.
*brutally murders a mosquito*

For the next twelve hours, all crime is legal.
*becomes a tree*

[Major Ursa]

"'For the next twelve hours, all crime is legal.'"
*flies in the air while holding a bristle board piece with a troll face drawn on it*

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"'For the next twelve hours, all crime is legal.'"
*throws an empty water bottle onto the ground...before bursting into tears, picking it back up, and putting it into a recycling bin*

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"'For the next twelve hours, all crime is legal.'"
*reads creepy pasta to first graders*

[athanshadow]

Asian Purge.
"For the next twelve hours, all crime is legal."
*Throws chopsticks away and uses fork.*

Major Ursa! You're here!