MOONQUEST

[Little Bill]

>Use the pipe to beat the monster into a pulp.

OOH, BIG MAN. CONGRATS JIMMY.
YA KILLED THE MOONBEAST.
REAL MANLY. YOU FEEL YOUR DICK GET BIGGER?
CUZ IT DIDN'T.

[Witch Cat]

>inspect dick to double check your dick didn't grow bigger

>try to loot the corpse

[Majoraa]

>Venture further into the cave.

[Duthguy]

Take some of the moonbeast meat with you as food

[Mae]

> clean the blood off your suit

[Antarctic Termite]

>Compromise these suggestions by licking the blood off your suit. You're thousands of miles away from human civilisation, you might as well start acting like a barbarian now.
>Oh shit you're in a space helmet.
>Nevermind. Just walk further into the cave like the first one to die in a horror movie.