"Your a bleeding hothead is what you are Rohar and you bloody well know it. There is stupidity in the heat of whatever the hell you get into and then there is you, the exceptional moron. I have seen house pets who were better trained then you, I sometimes wonder if I got a branding iron, that I could use it every time you decide to go ballistic just because someone hurts your little bitty puppy feelings.
Dantis walked briskly through the woods, his footsteps were completely silent and feint to even the most trained ear, well.. compared to the huge would be deadly Werewolf walking beside him in the silvery light of the moon he was completely silent, no one would hear him over big foot and his magical feet. Dantis was rather annoyed at that moment, hell he would have to say he more then that, he was at a very rare, severely agitated, mostly towards his brother who was completely incapable of being civilized for even the briefest of times, even for his own bloody brother. Dantis heard the resounding growl from his counter part Rohar, it was sort of a mix between angry and relenting at the same time.
"Thats not ruddy well fair Dantis, you know how I hate to go with you to those damn high end whore houses! All I wanted to do was go run around in the woods while you talked with the ladies of the night. But NO you had to drag me along, to try and force me to be sociable. Every time I go anywhere with you, you walk in there like you own the place and I am like your pet dog to those snobby underclassed assholes! Well you know what I taught that man a lesson her won't forget, he will think better about just insulting me because I am not wearing fancy shiny shoes like him!
Rohar spoke angrily towards his brother, it was always like this most times, in fact some would say that the twos favorite past time was walking through the woods arguing with each other. However Rohar knew his brother was rather angry with him this time around, if he got any redder in the face, and that was something in its own seeming he was dead, then Dantis's head looked as if it was just going to pop. Rohar stopped silently as Dantis stepped in front of him and held out his hand to keep him from moving further. Oh this was going to be a long ruddy night from the looks of it.
"First off you untrained floor wetter, it was not a damn a whore house, it was a bloody ell tea party in which I was invited to by a rather lovely couple I meant in that small town. Second if I had know you were going to accompany me in your usual black piss smelling rags I would dressed you myself. I was foolish to believe that for once you could actually get something to wear and jump in a lake with a good bar of soap. Third, the man did not insult you, you bloody dumb oaf, all he tried to do was give you some tips on better grooming and fourth and finally... a little culture could only do well to improve upon your animal like tendencies!"
Dantis started to walk again, his head was steaming and he was one step from putting his brother under the knife or rather the sword. Perhaps if he had neutered him all those years ago he would be easier to control. You can take the wolf our of the wild but not the wild out of the bleeding wolf. Rohar ruined everything he is invited to with his bad hygiene, ragged cloths, bad smell and even more horrid attitude, Dantis just wanted one night where his brother didn't make him look bad in front of people, just one night! It was almost tempting to pray to God, that was how desperate he truly felt for a little culture. This time it was Rohar who stepped in front of Dantis stopping him from moving with a large growl Rohar bared his large fangs, oh this was going to be a long ass night.
"You always do this Dantis, you always drag me to those boring parties, I try to spare you my company but you insist upon dragging me too them. I'm not going to subject myself to your pansy ass way of life just because you want me to. If I ever saw myself dressed like you I would tear my own throat out. An for the record while you were off gallivanting with your rich "I can't eat a small sandwich because it will make me fat" whores, I was stuck with the King of stuffiness who found it prudent to inform me that he would be happy to get his butler Gerard to take me to the personal sweet and clean me up. Don't give me your crap about me overacting again, he is lucky I didn't tear his heart out! Also seeming your so dead set on ruining my night I was going to keep this to myself but what the hell we both might as well have a crap night. Your new "friends" were talking about you every time you were out of ear shot, and they were not very nice about what they said.
Rohar put his hand down and turned his back on Dantis walking forward, the missiles were now in the water and were about to hit home. Dantis was a high society type no matter how anyone sliced it, and even the slightest mention that someone was talking ill of him when he was in a bad mood was enough to get him fighting. Rohar did not care though if he got angry, at least the old wrinkly vampire would be more fun instead of stuffy and boring.
"What do you mean they were talking about me!? What the hell were those money grubbing Albanian stink worms saying about me Rohar!? I should have known they were talking behind my back, I just never imagined they would be talking about me and you! After all you are the one who draws all the attention, makes life easier."
Dantis fired shots of his own at Rohar whom between remembering bit of conversation from the party and trying to piece together that insult was rather silent for a moment. When Dantis heard the loud growl, Rohar stepped in front of him again and put a huge hand on his chest pushing him back, Dantis felt the push and glided back with a rather mischievous grin on his face.
"You ruddy no good, pasty skinned, I need a new hair do since 1890 ass hole! You take me to those parties so that everyone's attention will be on me instead of you! You stick me in the middle of the floor knowing full well that those high society types will try to eat me alive, you run off with some floozy who is probably married while they are distracted, get your kicks while you can and wait for me to explode at someone, then you criticize me for it later to make it look like I did something wrong! Well you know what I don't feel sorry at to tell you this but Count Stuffy back at the party, after insulting me he was telling his wife about how he had invited you to his party because he felt sorry for you. He saw you in town and thought you a homeless beggar down on his luck and wanted to throw you an old milk bone to sooth the hunger! How does it feel to get a worse reputation then your smelly, untrained puppy of a brother!? Huh!?
Rohar bared a grin of great happiness as Dantis's eye's turned a deadly shade of what the hell did you just say to me and the Werewolf was loving every second of that all knowing glare. He had his brother on the ropes now and it was delicious to say the very least. Dantis launched for and put his hand out, wrapping his nimble long fingers around Rohar's neck the werewolf grinned a fangy toothy grin as his brother wanted to squeeze his steel like neck.
"Take it back you flea ridden mongoloid! You better take it back you chase my own tail because Im a dumb dog asshole!"
Dantis was up to enraged as his eye's were filled with fire and more fire, seeing his brothers sneer only enraged him more, how dare this mutt muddy his good name with filth, dragging him down to his level!
"Make me you pasty skinned version of a leper, talking to me about being dirty, at least my hair didn't go out of style back in the 1600's you wannabe snob!
"You miserable chase your own tail like a moronic buffoon!
"Stuff it you off the rack clothing jerk!"
"Ill make you eat those words you butt sniffing mutt!"
Dantis screamed as Rohar roared a bellowing roar as Dantis pushed forward and tackled him to the ground, both of the two men rolled sideways down a hill shouting insults at each other the whole way down.
"Ugly cousin!"
"Mangy cur!"
"cheap wine drinker!"
"Allergic to soap mutt!"
"Vampire!!!"
Werewolf!!!"
Both of the men yelled as they hit the bottom of the hill and rolled apart in opposite directions, Rohar hit his feet quickly as Dantis did the exact same. Rohar roared again as his bodily suddenly began to sprout black long fur from head to toe, his hands a feet took on a black hew, razor sharp claws grew in on all digits as Rohar's face turned in a ferocious snout filled with razor sharp fangs and teeth. Rohar gave a chilling ear shattering howl that seemed to shake the trees as his glistening yellow eye's set on Dantis who removed both of the swords from his back and took an old fighting stance.
"Oh bring it on you unbroken house mutt, I have been wanting to take some length off that tail, would make me a fine whip to beat you with when you ruin my fun."
"Should go well with you new hair cut brother!"
Rohar spoke in a deep wolf like voice however the words were still human enough to understand as he raised his hand up, the claws glistened ominously. It was sudden that the air was filled with what sounded like another howl from off in the distance, Rohar turned silently hearing the call, the howl was terribly angry and filled with rage. Rohar lowered his hands as he looked off in the distance sniffing the air. Dantis made his way beside his brother Rohar looking of in the distance well trying to spot something, anything that might have made the howl.
"Can you smell anything Rohar? I have heard that kind of howl before from you, whoever made it is quite enraged. I can not see anything ahead."
"The smells are feint, muddled, but there is a smell of blood lingering softly in the air. We should check it out, one of my kin might be in danger. Do we have time before our next contract?"
"Say no more my brother, you know blood and kin are thicker then money, even if it is there is always more work for the likes of us. Lets move with a purpose and see if we can't find out what is going on."
Rohar raised his large clawed hand as Dantis did the same, both of the brothers smacked their hands together and squeezed hard before letting go, turning they both speed off into the woods towards the noise.
