While we're on the subject of commodities, I have an idea for the enclave VIP that people turn to when they need the all too important commodity of a 'good time'.
His name is Jackie Roland, and if it's fun, legal, and happens in his sphere of influence, then you better believe that Jackie Roland has a nice big slice of that pie on his plate. Being the charming person he is, Jackie can usually charm his way into a good deal when procuring said pie slices. But when charm won't cit it, Jackie hires sharper knives to cut them out with a little more force.