I've never been in love with a fictitious small person, until now

[Chocobo]

As the title may suggest, I've never been in love with a small person - Untill I made my FF XIV character.

[Cpt Toellner]

WE SHOULD PUT A WALL AROUND JAPAN

[stark]

Thought this was going to be another thread about Martin Freeman, but about him portraying Bilbo Baggins in The Hobbit or something.

[Chocobo]

Sherlock Holmes said
Thought this was going to be another thread about Martin Freeman, but about him portraying Bilbo Baggins in The Hobbit or something.

Not gonna lie, it could have been

[BrobyDDark]

Blitzkrieg said
WE SHOULD PUT A WALL AROUND JAPAN

It isn't Japan's fault this time.

[Dervish]

I like how "Bust Size" is the second option, and included in a race that looks like a bunch of children.

wtf.

[BrobyDDark]

Dervish said
I like how "Bust Size" is the second option, and included in a race that looks like a bunch of children.wtf.

Not a race. Chocobo just made her really short because why the fuck not?

[Frizan]

...why is bust size even an option?

[Chocobo]

Frizan said
...why is bust size even an option?

Bust size effects nothing in the Lalafell

[Cpt Toellner]

Frizan said
...why is bust size even an option?

The second option too.

[Chocobo]

Heres a little (haha get it) comparison
Lowest:


Highest:

[Smiral]

Dervish said
I like how "Bust Size" is the second option, and included in a race that looks like a bunch of children.wtf.

I want my midget children to have the biggest titties

[BrobyDDark]

Chocobo said
Heres a little (haha get it) comparisonLowest:Highest:

STAHP. STAHP SHOWING US AN ALMOST NAKED VERSION OF YOUR CHARACTER.

THE FEDS WILL BE ON OUR ASSES.

[Kaga]

Frizan said
...why is bust size even an option?

If you're designing a female character's appearance, bust size is kind of a thing.

If Chocobo were drawing this character himself, that would also be a thing; he'd have to choose what bust size to draw her with, just like he'd have to choose what height to draw her as, and how skinny/fat she is, and decide her hair style, etc. Only difference is, if he were drawing her himself, it wouldn't be an on-screen option that would draw your attention to it.

Seriously. It's just a physical trait. Whether big or small, all women come in a certain size. Whether it means anything to you or not, it is still a thing.

I don't see why the option would strike anyone as odd.

[Chocobo]

I feel this is going slightly off topic

[Kaga]

Chocobo said
I feel this is going slightly off topic

See, that's the ironic thing.

You're in Spam. Therefore, you're not in Off-Topic.

And that's exactly why the thread is destined to go off-topic.

[natsumehack]

Kaga said
See, that's the ironic thing.You're in Spam. Therefore, you're not in Off-Topic.And that's exactly the thread is destined to go off-topic.

WOAH WOAH KEEP OFF TOPIC OUT OF SPAM, WHAT ARE WE SOME KIND OF POKEMON HILLBILLYS LIKE OFF TOPIC?

I THINK NOT MY POKEMON FRIEND!

[idlehands]

[Chocobo]

Update: Playing as this character, she runs weird

[Hellis]

Shits given, none. You play as the race of perpetual children. You have fallen for your own charachter.

Verdict: YOu are a perpetual narcissist and possibly something far worse.