Russia develops a sense of humor

[KuroTenshi]

The closing ceremonies of the winter Olympics LOL

[K-97]

Russian Humour, now that is an oxymoron.

[idlehands]

Hah, that's cute. I never did watch any of the Olympics. Did I miss anything?

[KuroTenshi]

Fuck if I know, I didn't watch it either XD

[natsumehack]

KuroTenshi said
The closing ceremonies of the winter Olympics LOL

Oh look pinkie pie cutey mark.

[Awson]

idlehands said
Hah, that's cute. I never did watch any of the Olympics. Did I miss anything?

Russia got the most medals, America was second, Canada swept Hockey, Germans swept this other thing, America got a three-fer on Slope Style, American speed skaters might have been slowed down by their silly outfits, the American figure skating pair did super good and I only had to watch their life story three times, Russia had a malfunction in the opening but joked about it in the closing (basically forgiven), Shawn White failed, Norway curling team wore silly pants, Bode Miller cried, Sochi townsfolk weren't happy, the venue was better than expected, they put a bunch of trees around the graveyard so no one would see it, Pussy Riot did their thing, a Ukrainian left to go support her people, other Ukrainians stayed and won a bit, and basically NOTHING OF SIGNIFICANCE HAPPENED IN ANY WAY.

[idlehands]

Thank you, that was very concise and informative. You're like USA Today.

[Shy]

Awson said
Russia got the most medals, America was second, Canada swept Hockey, Germans swept this other thing, America got a three-fer on Slope Style, American speed skaters might have been slowed down by their silly outfits, the American figure skating pair did super good and I only had to watch their life story three times, Russia had a malfunction in the opening but joked about it in the closing (basically forgiven), Shawn White failed, Norway curling team wore silly pants, Bode Miller cried, Sochi townsfolk weren't happy, the venue was better than expected, they put a bunch of trees around the graveyard so no one would see it, Pussy Riot did their thing, a Ukrainian left to go support her people, other Ukrainians stayed and won a bit, and basically NOTHING OF SIGNIFICANCE HAPPENED IN ANY WAY.

No one cares who got the most medals. Its all about the Golds. Russia took the most, followed by Norway then Canada.

You could win 40 bronze medals and no one would care.

[Druzbal]

do they still make the USA Today?

[Jorick]

idlehands said
Hah, that's cute. I never did watch any of the Olympics. Did I miss anything?

Canada won the gold for both men and women's curling. That's all I know about it.

[idlehands]

I see how the US screwed up.

[Dervish]

idlehands said
I see how the US screwed up.

Win.

Although, with the Olympics, they need to do away with anything that judges score shit and focus strictly on things that are timer or tangible score based. In pretty much every Olympics, there's some friggin' controversy about judges getting paid off to favour certain contestants, this year was no different. It's not like hockey, where you can't argue with goals in nets, or fencing where you get points for hits, or a race where you have to beat a certain time. Shit like figure skating and gymnastics and crap relies waaay too much on 3rd parties making the call of how somebody did as opposed to any quantifiable measurement. Retire that and bring back sports that actually deserve to be in the Olympics where it's entirely the athlete's accomplishment as opposed to a broker's cheque book that decides who wins.

[TP]

Russia throwing mad shade at the US.

[idlehands]

I've tried to figure out what that means, TP. I'm too lazy to google that phrase and I'm old and uncool. Tell me what it means.

[Smiral]

Shy said
No one cares who got the most medals. Its all about the Golds. Russia took the most, followed by Norway then Canada. You could win 40 bronze medals and no one would care.

You still earn points with assists.

If you get enough assists, you eventually earn the equivalent of a kill.

[TP]

idlehands said
I've tried to figure out what that means, TP. I'm too lazy to google that phrase and I'm old and uncool. Tell me what it means.

Means Russia is pretty much dissing the US. Since the red ring is the American ring.

Though that's just a fun theory to have for it all.

[idlehands]

I thought the ring color was like some old timey racist thing. Red for the Native Americans, black for Africa, yellow for Asia, blue for blue-eyed Europeans, and green...well Australia/Polynesia had to take the left over one. It's like the Power Rangers.

[andromedene]

Russia first, Norway second, Canada third, USA fourth

[Esper]

idlehands said
I thought the ring color was like some old timey racist thing. Red for the Native Americans, black for Africa, yellow for Asia, blue for blue-eyed Europeans, and green...well Australia/Polynesia had to take the left over one. It's like the Power Rangers.

Or Mobile Fighter G Gundam.

[Turtlicious]

Yeah those silly russians, publically whipping homosexuals and beating people to death.