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Leonard knelt powerless before the glowing brazier, fresh incense rising from its bronze base. Above the fleeting flames, dancing in their own ashen and false bodies, the statue of Banan. The long curvature reaching towards him - the flesh peeled down from its peak as if to grab and pull you in. It was the golden Banaya of bountiful harvest, erected before him proudly by field workers of old, a rarely worshipped but prevalent God for all those that do not wish to feast upon spoilt fruit.

In his Banaya garment, sown together over a decade by all three of Leonard's wives, long may they rest, he curled up humbly upon his knees and bowed. As his head dipped so did the small blacked fingers of the many hundred Banaya's he wore. He was the first of his generation to pay full homage to Banan, and as such he hoped that he would be smiled up from above.

As he rose to his feet, a knee cracking like a stone beneath a wheel, he straightened. With one final muttering of 'Pot-as-ee-om', he flung his upper body forward, so that his Banaya tipped hood returned comfortably to his crown.

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Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Gardevoiran
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A golden light cast down from the heavens onto the statue as a heavenly voice spoke from above to Leonard. A feeling of prosperity and joy washed over the shrine as a rather satirical song began to ring around the shrine.

"You have wished upon the shrine to Banan, but unfortunately I must inform you of bad news to come. A plague of spoiled and rotten fruits will sweep over your land unless you, Leonard, make a large straw adornment and place it onto this shrine's top. You may receive assistance from those around you if you so desire, but you must complete this task by the next half-moon, or the plague will wash over your land."

Honestly, there was no plague. Banan really just wanted a hat on his statue. If he didn't complete the task of making this hat, Banan would forgive and prevent the land from being washed by plagues of spoiled fruit. He wasn't a tyrannical or rude god, just one that wanted dumb things from time to time.
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