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So yesterday, an armed man and a lockdown disrupted my midterm exam.

And this morning, I woke up with a pain in my eye.
Thought there was just something in there, so I went to the doctor to have them flush it out.
Turns out I have an ulcer.
An ulcer in my eye.
An eye ulcer.

I just can't.

I wonder what will happen tomorrow.
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Seravee said
So yesterday, an armed man and a lockdown disrupted my midterm exam.

And this morning, I woke up with a pain in my eye.
Thought there was just something in there, so I went to the doctor to have them flush it out.
Turns out I have an ulcer.
An ulcer in my eye.
An eye ulcer.

I just can't.

I wonder what will happen tomorrow.


Sounds like a soap opera. Tomorrow your best friends dies and the day afterward you find out they faked their death. Then on Friday you get both of your legs amputated and you find out you have cancer. Cue your Hispanic husband being gay and having an affair with your brother.
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BrobyDDark said
Sounds like a soap opera. Tomorrow your best friends dies and the day afterward you find out they faked their death. Then on Friday you get both of your legs amputated and you find out you have cancer. Cue your Hispanic husband being gay and having an affair with your brother.


And then when you all thought the worst was over, you find out you was abducted, and your real parents are drug addicts.
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It's never the worst as long as you can say this is the worst.

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BrobyDDark said
Sounds like a soap opera. Tomorrow your best friends dies and the day afterward you find out they faked their death. Then on Friday you get both of your legs amputated and you find out you have cancer. Cue your Hispanic husband being gay and having an affair with your brother.


When I hear about amputations, all I can think of is
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When I hear about amputations, all I can think of is


So cut off my hand to shoot lighting out of the stump?

DEAL!
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All I can think of is Drago.
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it could be worse.

You could have diabeetus
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Zion 1 said
it could be worse. You could have diabeetus


Like my dad?
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All joking aside, how is your eye? What are the doctors going to do to fix it?
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When I hear about amputations, all I can think of is


That is literally the stupidest/coolest way to lose limbs ever. Remember kids, don't try to ressurect your mother with magic, or else you'll lose your limbs and your brother's body!
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All joking aside, how is your eye? What are the doctors going to do to fix it?


It hurts like hell. Very light sensitive. And I'm giving myself eye drops every hour. I'm going to Mexico in two days. :(
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That is literally the stupidest/coolest way to lose limbs ever. Remember kids, don't try to ressurect your mother with magic, or else you'll lose your limbs and your brother's body!


Bitch, Alchemy is science.
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Bitch, Alchemy is science.


It's a mixture of both, but I treat FMA'S alchemy as magic.
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Seravee said
It hurts like hell. Very light sensitive. And I'm giving myself eye drops every hour. I'm going to Mexico in two days. :(


Is said ulcer in the socket, causing pressure on your eye, or, is it on the actual eye?
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It's a mixture of both, but I treat FMA'S alchemy as magic.


One of these days, Overwatch, I will ressurect my dog using you as a bargaining chip... AND BRING YOUR SOUL BACK INTO A BARBIE DOLL!
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Overwatch said
Is said ulcer in the socket, causing pressure on your eye, or, is it on the actual eye?


It's on the actual eye ball, but it's way up under the eyelid do it's still constantly being rubbed on.
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For some reason Mexico sounds like the worst place for your eyes.
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