Hunger Games: Halloween Addition

[Shoryu Magami]

(Just so you all know, still don't have legit access to internet. Pretty much being screwed over by my ISP again it seems, and I more or less had to put out money on a dongle in order to even be able to post here, so I likely won't be able to remain active at all til this gets solved. I'll probably run out of data at any moment.)

@Vilageidiotx
You even put up my picture there? Ugh, damn you @ArenaSnow, look what you've done. I usually try to avoid having my art just tossed around places, even if it is over 10 years old. I'm fully aware it's my own fault too for using it as an avatar, but it's still a pain.

[ArenaSnow]

(Just so you all know, still don't have legit access to internet. Pretty much being screwed over by my ISP again it seems, and I more or less had to put out money on a dongle in order to even be able to post here, so I likely won't be able to remain active at all til this gets solved. I'll probably run out of data at any moment.)

@Vilageidiotx
You even put up my picture there? Ugh, damn you @ArenaSnow, look what you've done. I usually try to avoid having my art just tossed around places, even if it is over 10 years old. I'm fully aware it's my own fault too for using it as an avatar, but it's still a pain.

@Shoryu Magami

You're welcome. <3

[Vilageidiotx]

Let us set the scene...

...our tributes rise into the arena. They are in the middle of a sleepy small town street, a chill in the air, a fog hanging over a distant forest. Twenty year old cars line the curb, parked in front of century old houses. Old trees warp the sidewalks and drop orange leaves all over the yards and the road. A rust-splotched VW Bus with the word "Cornucopia" across it in wavy letters opens it's trunk slowly. As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horns sound. The Halloween Games have begun.



A Waifu's job is to please, and this Waifu makes a good choice in costume. Jack Skellington convinces tsukune to be his butt. The Milkman dresses as a phone and goes to try to find your mom so she can press his buttons. The first death comes when a clown poisons all of the candy in Alabama, making the Cotton State entirely dead. You would think this would give our tributes pause, that 4,858,979 people died all at once because a clown managed to skillfully apply the Blue Bell method of population control, but the games keep chugging as the Grim Reaper dresses as a sexy nurse. The Demon Teemo kills itself by accident, becoming the second death but at the very least achieving one kill (himself) before his soul leaves his body.

And then a Swedish Death Metal Band combines into one big Michael Meyers, proving too much for Jason.



Obama sees the Skeleton Kid make his getaway and puts on his own Skeleton costume in order to get away. Another costume team is made. And our black man gets some of the good candy the hard way, earning it because he managed to find the eyes on that guy.



Leatherface steals a costume, identifying it as a "Ghost" costume, though the owner's swastika makes me think it might be something other than a ghost. Shoryu takes a lesson from the token black guy and steals candy from a fish. Buffalo Wings dress up for the holiday. And a Cockle manages to somehow dress up like Myyt.

[Shoryu Magami]

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You're welcome. <3

@ArenaSnow

It wasn't a "thank you". I was addressing a genuine complaint there. I never gave my permission for any of this.

[Dinh AaronMk]

>Reaper puts on a sexy nurse costume

o bby

[ArenaSnow]

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It wasn't a "thank you". I was addressing a genuine complaint there. I never gave my permission for any of this.

@Shoryu Magami

Throw an MSG to Villageidiotx.

Though the tradition here is pretty much we throw whatever the hell pops up in and that's how it rolls. Some ignore it, Mahz certainly does.

[Vilageidiotx]

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It wasn't a "thank you". I was addressing a genuine complaint there. I never gave my permission for any of this.

@Shoryu Magami

I can censor the picture if you want.

[KnightShade]

Trump: Crooked Hillary is running away from the cornucopia!
Hillary: Releases tapes of Trump running away from the cornucopia
Trump: The Killary controlled media is biased against me :/

[Shoryu Magami]

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I can censor the picture if you want.

@Vilageidiotx

I'd say go ahead and do that, just so I don't need to think about it. Got too many other things on my mind.

(Still no solution to the internet issues, so I'm running on very limited data that might run out at anytime. That's one of the reasons it took so long to answer this, alongside trying to recover from some lost work from yesterday.)

[Vilageidiotx]

And we're back!



MilkDuds are a great candy, they are an excellent candy. They get stuck to your teeth, like Hillary, they get stuck to your teeth, that is what people are saying. But they are a great candy, they are an American candy. They have milk. Milk is good, it is a good color, the color of milk will make America great again.

Skeleton Kid brutally drains Jason Vorhees's blood and takes a little bubble bath in it. The Neighborhood Watch guy only said he'd watch, he never said he'd help. Undertale tries to avenge Alabama but is stopped by MayLily, who either likes Clowns or thinks Alabama got what it deserved. Shifty Kebab finds a food shiftier than his. Final fantasy purchases one of its people from slavery only to see the screen turn to blood. Obama makes use of the NSA to spy on Myyt. Mike Myers is also spooked by the green stuff. Mahz makes use of Skeleton kid's strategy but does not have the guts to go as far.



Michael Myers seems think think we are in the second act of the film, as he is targeting the Token Black Guy already. Swedish Death Metal does some dancing, apparently recovering from having became a Were-MichaelMyers. Shoryu also becomes covered in blood, and disappears forever because of a lawsuit I barely dodged plot things. Rumors about Hillary Clinton's health appear to be true. Blood seems very easy to come across. Palin, in a camouflage pants suit and well armed, tracks Satan like he were an endangered species with a spot on her wall already picked out for its corpse. Sans cannot take any of this anymore, though not a lot of things have happened. Baklava loses an organ, or maybe just the blood needed to fuel all these blood-coverings. tsukune faces the horror of having a fight with their Waifu.



VarionusNW remembers his skeleton, perhaps startled by the possibility that his might be as blood thirsty as Skeleton Kid. Buffalo Wings finds the Hooplah fish nursing the wound left by his lost eye and, for no apparent reason but to be a dick, jumps out and scares him. That's Buffalo Wings, just when you've forgotten about them they all jump back out. Leatherface overeats. Jack Skellington is cornered by a vicious mollusk and barely escapes the clacking of the thing to tell his tale. Gary Johnson discovers a house giving out candy and is outraged at such a flagrant breach of market principles; the good candy, given out to little peasant kids? Overlook Hotel... yeh, that makes a lot of sense actually. I picked the right picture for that. Broby gets some of that blood on him too. Overwatch twists its head and I can't take it, largely because I can't figure out what that means.



And there they are. The glorious dead of day one. Alabama, poisoned by a clown. Demon Teemo, suicide. And Jason, torn apart by a Swedish Band transformed into a Michael Myers. Three down means forty five more to go.

[ArenaSnow]

Dammit Jason. What a short friday.

[Shoryu Magami]

(Still unable to really keep up to date with things, given the internet problems, but this is the day we focus on getting the ISP to solve it all. Hopefully I'll have my normal network back up again in a few hours, but no promises.)

@Vilageidiotx
Ah, so that's how you went about it. It doesn't really solve the issue with the older ones, but I was curious what it'd look like once censored regardless. I normally wouldn't keep track of this sort of topic.

[Vilageidiotx]

(Still unable to really keep up to date with things, given the internet problems, but this is the day we focus on getting the ISP to solve it all. Hopefully I'll have my normal network back up again in a few hours, but no promises.)

@Vilageidiotx
Ah, so that's how you went about it. It doesn't really solve the issue with the older ones, but I was curious what it'd look like once censored regardless. I normally wouldn't keep track of this sort of topic.

@Shoryu Magami

The old ones are already uploaded. One way or another, they are already out there.

[TupperWare Bowl]

The descriptions make it so much better

[Shoryu Magami]

Shoryu also becomes covered in blood, and disappears forever because of a lawsuit I barely dodged plot things.

@Vilageidiotx

Lol, I probably wouldn't go that far, but that's still amusing.

Anyway, I understand the whole "they're already out there" thing. I'd have been less annoyed by it all if my project was officially released to the public, but it's not yet, so I'm still trying to avoid letting it spread too far.

[Vilageidiotx]

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Lol, I probably wouldn't go that far, but that's still amusing.

Anyway, I understand the whole "they're already out there" thing. I'd have been less annoyed by it all if my project was officially released to the public, but it's not yet, so I'm still trying to avoid letting it spread too far.

@Shoryu Magami

TBH you could probably post the entire thing in spam and it wouldn't make a difference.

If any of us mattered enough to affect it, we wouldn't be in spam.

[Dinh AaronMk]

And I doubt if I were to take it anywhere else no one would give a shit.

[Vilageidiotx]

Here we go again.



Gary Johnson finds Aleppo. Lincoln, having earlier put on a French Maid Costume and covered himself in blood, sneaks into somebody's home and sifts through their underwear. I am pretty sure Shoryu is directing his quoth at me, or at least I am taking that as a threat to legal action. The Swedish Death-Metal band, physically destroyed from turning into a Were-Michael Myers, bleeds to death, like a bee using its one sting to maximum effect. While Broby scampers squeeling away from a few tiny mammals, Obama watches this entire Halloween Games play out and can't believe he has found something stupider than the current election year (cheap joke sry).



Undertale, visited by X-Tan, freaks out at her pleading for candy and blocks the door. Mahz hears the suffering, but he turns a blind eye. Palin, Waifu, and the Milkman (band name goals) fail to find a comfortable place to stay, guaranteeing they will wake up sore in the morning. Mike Myers, having spent the last day running, loses his mind and kills MayLily and Hillary before single handedly shutting down Pokemon-GO. Myyt and Michael Myers discover love in our spooky arena. The Hooplah, undeterred by his put-out eye, finds candy.



I don't think I've seen a creepypasta yet that works off of the vanishing hitchhiker motif, but there Leatherface is planting the idea. Diablo receives skittles. MayLien, unimpressed by the minimalism of the Neighborhood Watch signs, thinks it would better communicate its message if my ugly ass face was the one warned against. ArenaSnow swaps scary stories with a mollusk. The spooky clown is with her. The Black Guy, angry at having been haunted by the pre-coitus Michael Myers, takes it out on trick-or-treaters. VarionusNW sleeps next to the massacred bodies of Hillary, MayLily, and Pokemon GO. The Overlook Hotel, having got its bleeding done, tricks Hank. And somewhere, deep in the woods, slumbers a stack of well-slathered chicken, its hot sauce soaking into the earth, its aroma attracting nearby slobs from their dens.

[Dinh AaronMk]

The spook quest continues.

[Antarctic Termite]

REST IN PEACE SWEDISH DEATH METAL.

YOU WENT OUT IN A BLAZE OF GLORY.