If I woke up beside you Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

[Rusalka]

I hope you cunts wore protection this time! <.<

[Doivid]

what

[Rusalka]

@Doivid

*facepalm* Christ what the fuck was I thinking?

Umm...the point of this game is to imagine yourself waking up next to the avatar above you, supposedly after some freaky deaky shit so ye...

Example: "I screamed! You screamed! I just got laid by some ice cream!"

[Doivid]

@Rusalka

Look, I'm not going to sleep with you. No means no.

[Todd Howard]

If I woke up next to that, I'd assume the actual person I wanted to wake up next to rejected me.

[BrokenPromise]

*Wakes up, yawns*

*Rubs eyes, blinks*

*Room comes into focus*

*There's a chair, I think it's empty*

*I'm wrong*

"This is my forum now!"

[Antarctic Termite]

I'd be pretty concerned about my post-yandere health and safety, and identifying an escape route.

[Todd Howard]

I must still be tripping; That penis has a nose. Or eyes.

I can't even tell, mannn.

[Dinh AaronMk]

Hi Sipdey.

[Todd Howard]

Dude, did you shove that preciprick where I think you shoved it?

[Rusalka]

Okay! Fine! I'll get out of your forum! Just let me find my pants first. <.<

[Todd Howard]

@Rusalka

_{our breakup breaks my heart}

[ArenaSnow]

Really now?

[Rusalka]

Should I assume the position now? O__o

[Doivid]

NO MEANS NO @Rusalka

[BrokenPromise]

I'd probably be like "I just woke up, and the ice cream didn't melt?" Unless Dolvid was mint chocolate chip, then I'd totally ravage them.

[Todd Howard]

Damn, so that weird ass tongue wasn't a dream.

[BrokenPromise]

Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whoever a spider can
shoots a web, any size,
Let me tell you these aren't lies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spiderman.

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got memes in his blood.
He can swing a forum thread
Comment on posts overhead.
Hey, there
There goes the Spiderman.

In the chill of night
When you want some sexy time
He can hold you tight
He's so good it's called a crime

Spiderman, Spiderman
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
tonight is his reward.

To him, there's nothing he can't walk up
Or a person he can't knock up
You'll wake by Spider man. <3

[Cyndyr]

I always had suspicions I swung that way. .

[Todd Howard]

@BrokenPromise

I'm saving this to read to myself before bed every night.

To continue the game, however, avatar above would probably cause me to projectile vomit.