[OOC] Grim's improv adventure story one sentence at a time(no rules) any one can join

[Grimjogo]

Once upon a time there was a man named...

[Gentlemanvaultboy]

...Gren, the man with a snake for a face.

[Rhythmloid]

Ironically, he was afraid of snakes!

[LitCabbit]

When suddenly birthing an egg, he would swallow it whole.

[Grimjogo]

Like a lady spider who eats the head of its mate, but then gren had a realization...

[Liliya]

"Snake eggs taste terrible, surely there must be something better around here to eat!"

[Heap241]

Gren walked into a house for some food.

[Grimjogo]

Gren smelled the a faint smell of meat and some depression and he was hungry and ready to feast on...

[DriveEMOut]

Ramen, his favorite snack.

[Evil gnome]

But suddenly...

[AdobeFlash]

He realized he had wandered into a Soviet Outpost

[Kronstadt]

But he was okay with that because they were hipster Soviets with non-GMO food rations.

[Grimjogo]

He realizes that only a Russian man can quench his hunger

[MrSquid]

But the Russians had guns and overly aggressive squirrels so he gave up

[elfenlied123]

He left the outpost and went back home which was a oversized rock