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[Lord of Evil]

Alright, that was probably a bit more doom and gloom than I needed but I couldn't really phrase it another way.

[Bishop]

"Mister, what happened to your face?"
"I messed with a lion's ball..."
"..."

Also, isn't the lion bleeding heavily?

[Dead Cruiser]

@BishopYes, but it will kill you all long before it bleeds out.

[Bishop]

That's an... interesting way to start an RP. Everyone gets killed by the starting area boss. Noob team...

P.S- I gave my right eye to cut those balls. I am* making a necklace out of them to show my achievement.
The Grand Strategist with a Lion Balls Necklace.

Also, I assume there are nothing but rocks around us? Or do we actually need to use an action to scan around for useful items.

[Catchphrase]

Are you currently allowing people to join in on this?

[Dead Cruiser]

@BishopWell, just a hypothetical. You should be able to kill this lion.

Lion balls are a primary ingredient for Frenzy Drink. The more you know.

For now, yes, there is no terrain, but that will not always be the case.

@Catchphrase You wouldn't be able to properly join until the next hunt, unless you wanted to play as the female survivor that I'm controlling. Beyond that, show me a CS and we'll see what happens.

[Catchphrase]

@Dead Cruiser alrighty, I will wait until this hunt has been completed before I start on creating a character.

Also, going for the groin seems like a bit of a dick move.

[Bishop]

So just to clarify, one his distracting while charging upfront while 2 of us are going in from the back. Also my character pulls the tail and then* cuts. Not just blindly slashing the air...

I really hope there is some potion to cure my eye x.Q

[Dead Cruiser]

I really hope there is some potion to cure my eye x.Q

@Bishop

Not without literal time travel. Which is a thing, but don't expect to encounter it in this game.

You actually got off relatively easy. With a blow to the head like that, you could have been deafened, had your jaw crushed, suffered a brain hemorrhage, or just had your head ripped off entirely. These are all represented mechanically in the actual board game.

[Bishop]

Hah, I know. I was actually surprised that after getting 2 hits I still was alive. Guess I get some level up in evasion?
One more thing, after my character cuts the tail, he then gets behind the fat man. Couldn't write that in IC as I'm still pending, waiting for the attack to register.

[Catchphrase]

@Bishop I can't believe you went for the gonads, that's just so impolite. You didn't even offer ut dinner first

[Bishop]

A man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do..that includes cutting lion balls and I AM* wearing them as a trophies. Well, at least until I learn how to make a juicy potion out of them

[Dead Cruiser]

All good here fellas?

[Lord of Evil]

Doing housework. Holiday season and all that. I might post soon.

[Horrid]

I'll be posting in a bit, but might go quiet for a bit after. I'll be moving around a lot but it shouldn't be for more than a day.

[Horrid]

Liposuction via vicious lion mauling doesn't sound SO terrible.

Will post in a little while.

[Bishop]

@HorridRuptured gut, are you even able to stand up anymore? Just pretend your dead and maybe it will leave you alone.

[Horrid]

@Bishop
All a part of my cunning plan to die first so that I can't be killed last. But otherwise yeah, tubby took a major hit. He might have some strength left but not enough to do anything alone.

[Horrid]

Tubby will wait for the others to move in at once before he crawls over and shanks the lion in its belly from below.

[Bishop]

Are we capable of speech? It would certainly help coordinate our attacks better...