what has the avatar above you been put in jail for and why?

[The1Rolling1Boy]

Jailed for stealing Ketchup

[grandia20]

Illegal distribution of bestiality porn.

[Asura]

Jailed for not existing.

[Snarfulblast]

Jailed because you are scaring me with that face.

[DepressedSoviet]

Jailed for too much beard!

[Snarfulblast]

Jailed, because this is an average beard length that is shared by all of my dwarven clan. Which consists of just me. Also jailed for beard envy.

[DepressedSoviet]

Jailed because I'm a scientist, beards get in the way of my work.

[Keyguyperson]

Jailed for not doing your damn job just because you lost some funding, get back to work you lazy bastard!
-Kryuchkov, who's living in a capitalist Moscow circa 2006 because you're too lazy to go to wikipedia.

[Arkaquiavel]

Jailed for being a communist radical hipster.
Advanced communism implies everyone gets the same ammount of style, and you cannot attempt to escape the rule!

[Asura]

Jailed for being a weird bird thingy.

[Leos Klien]

Jailed for saying "u mad?" To Kim Jong Un.

[Heap241]

Jailed for charming people with cute puppy-dum then killing them for no reason with a giant sword.

[DepressedSoviet]

Jailed for anarchism.

[Asura]

Jailed for fluttering in a strictly no fluttering zone.

[Lunarlord34]

@Asura
Jailed for having a red ribbon

[Dinh AaronMk]

Jailed for being borgie

[Arawak]

Eating the pork dogs at the chilli factory and ruining my good day.

[The1Rolling1Boy]

Jailed for suspicions of being a terrorist

[CherriesJubilee]

Jailed for being too adorable!!!

[canaryrose]

Jailed for stealing tuna from the local fisherman.