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A Skulduggery Pleasant based 1x1 between @Jacobite and @Sodomite
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Chapter One: The quiet sense of something lost

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Unheard, something is taken.
Unseen, something is hidden.
Unknown, someone is killed.


𝔸 person's morning ritual can tell you a lot about them. Some things are pretty easy to interpret as part of their lifestyle, such as waking with a groan and breath that disinfect a wound or those people who snap upwards a minute before their alarm goes off. Other things can be a little more coded, like swinging ones legs onto the floor and into the slippers with timid precision, and are often merely symptoms of something deeper. Then there's those people who pointedly have no real morning routine at all. They shuffle out of bed, eat what's there and wander off into the rest of the day, their lack of established routine a clue in and of itself. Of course, sometimes a lazy morning ritual is just a lazy morning and tells you nothing of the person's work ethic. Some people like to begin the morning sharply so they can get a full day's slobbing in and others to lounge in the safe embrace of their bed a few moments more, before engaging with the day in a professional, businesslike manner.

Sable belonged firmly to the latter, opening his eyes peacefully and slowly despite the blaring of his alarm. Such a racket would make most people slam their hand down on the fancy smart phone making it but he took his time to sit up and take a sip of water first. He enjoyed the moments after first waking up, the time when thoughts were still drenched in dreams and had yet to order themselves neatly. It was how he imagined Sensitives thought all the time, letting their thoughts chase after dreams and whispers rather than settling in the present. There was something joyous in that freedom, even if only lasted for a handful of moments before it stole away before the grey morning light.

Soon as he felt fully awake, Sable threw back the pristine white covers and strode naked to the shower, paying no heed to the open window. He didn't get a thrill from the possibility of giving some random neighbour an eyeful but neither did he worry about it. Besides, the way society was progressing, soon everyone would be naked all the time. He remembered the early 20th century, when showing a bit of leg was considered saucy and a woman could be shamed for having bare arms. Not so very long ago, really, but also somehow far removed, though maybe that was just a perverse sort of nostalgia talking. As much as he felt that modern times were better for everyone who lived in them, it was somehow hard not to occasionally think fondly of what came before.

Such backwardly regarding thoughts carried him all the way through the shower, getting dressed in a suitably casual suit and tie and to the breakfast table. His eyes roved over the shining counter tops and hi-tech appliances, finally settling on a blender. It sometimes seemed that the modern world had so many different pleasures you'd never be able to sample them all, but Sable did his best. His current culinary favourite was smoothies, made from a bit of this, that and the other. He raided the fridge, peeling a few things here and chopping some others there, before stuffing the lot into the machine and hammering down the button. There was the death groan of a dozen assorted fruits and vegetables before the blades created a (hopefully) delicious drink.

There was no time to sit and enjoy it, however, Sable had spent too long thinking of times long gone and selecting the perfect tie to have leisurely breakfast. The drink was good and the drive to work was tranquil, interrupted only by the occasional Scottish road-rager. Most of them soon found their face's going red for a different reason after a suggestive wink from Sable. It was an experienced wink, one that had been used to destabilise detectives and charm cultists, not to mention getting many decades of practise. Few immortal winks could compare, let alone mortal ones, so one has to feel for the poor drivers.

It was that self same wink that he fired at the Prime Detective, getting only the normal glare in return. The Sanctuary's Detective Department was set up in such a way that to get to their offices, each detective would have to walk past Prime Detective Arbor Bolt's office door. More often than not, he left it wide open in the mornings, just so he could fix each of his underlings with an appraising glare as they came in. Whether or not they admitted, it tended to shake each and every person it caught. There was just something in his eyes that grabbed you by the spine and made you stand up straight.

Sable settled in behind his desk and flicked idly through the paperwork. Nothing interesting, really, just the sort of thing that's generated by detective work; warrants, affidavits, testimonies and so forth. Most were done or mostly done and were really just waiting for that last burst of energy to finish them, that last piece of commitment that Sable found most difficult. Instead, he turned his chair to face the doorway. It seemed that his partner was now going to arrive at least a minute late and Sable never could resist an opportunity to tease.
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𝔸s always, Sable’s smile didn’t waver as he carefully swivelled to face Anonymous over the desk. “Oh, I don’t think Bolt would take me for a pet even if I asked nicely. And I’m sure you’ll get your exciting violence soon, the weekend is coming up after all.” Even the magical community were not immune to the lure of the Friday night pub crawl and its attendant dangers.

Sitting up halfway straight, he shuffled some forms in a semi-businesslike manner and idly ticked a few boxes. They were all pointless claims by felons who felt mishandled or complaints by shopkeepers who felt he hadn’t needed to do as much collateral damage while ‘apprehending a suspect’ on their property. Within moments, his attention wandered off the paperwork returned to his partner. “So, get up to anything scandalously rebellious recently? Or read any really riveting books? I can never quite tell which is more likely from day to day.”

“I bought some new bodice-rippers at the weekend,” Anonymous answered, thinking of the stacks of sketchy paperbacks on her bedside table, pages yellowed with age. “60s ones. A real blast from the past.”

She thought of the gig she’d attended last night on a whim, having adopted the body of a Sid Vicious wannabe, safety-pin earrings and all. Her mohawk had towered over the crowd like a floor brush held upside down. If she remembered correctly, she’d gone shirtless. Had she faked any tattoos?

The thought of it alone made Anonymous shake her head, wheeling herself over to the filing cabinet as if to bury yesterday’s cringe in sorting duties. They were already colour-coded and alphabetised. “Nothing much interesting going on, though,” she said breezily. “How about you?”

“Well, there was a smarmy young ladder climber I had an expensive dinner with a few days ago, he had quite the charming smile. A little too self satisfied for my tastes though, so I left him with the bill and some explaining to do. His hand apparently slipped and he emptied his cocktail all over a waiter’s crotch.” Inevitably, Sable’s own smirk was as smug as they come, clearly reliving his petty victory. It was hardly mature or becoming for a century old sorcerer to use his powers to mess with a twenty-something mortal though Sable had never allowed the opinions of others to stop him having a good time.

The man in question had a tried very hard to out-do him at, well, being Sable. He’d worn a nice suit, used a kind of charm that was part seduction and part condescension, grinned at anything remotely attractive and deployed winks indiscriminately. It had been a matter of honour to take him down a couple of pegs. Still, Sable reflected, he was also good looking and fairly charming, as pale imitations go. Perhaps in a week or two, when the younger man had seethed a little, he’d drop him a line. Sleeping with a younger version of yourself would probably be called narcissistic, but that word had been thrown at Sable too many times to have much bite.

Anonymous didn’t get the fine dining experience. Perhaps it was her eternally frugal living, but as far as she was concerned, taking the bloke to McDonald’s would have been a fair substitute.

Just as she was about to repeat it out loud––if only to scandalise Sable––the office door swung open. In strutted Leander Spice, papers in hand. It was somewhat pleasing to see him doing something as mundane as dropping off a message.

“Jones, Mock. Case for you,” he said gruffly. Anonymous swore that she could see the internal dilemma in his eyes: which one of them did he like the most, or rather, which one did he dislike the least? In the end, he deposited them on Sable’s desk, which she assumed was for the purely pragmatic reason of it being closer to the door. “I’d just love to stay and chat, but duty calls. Have fun with yours.”

Anonymous greeted Spice with a snarky, “Good morning to you too,” as he swiftly departed as if he’d never been there at all. When she had initially started working for the Sanctuary, there had been an incident which involved a glass of water being spilt on the other detective. Deliberately, and not so much ‘spilled’ as ‘thrown’.

But that was all water under the bridge.

“What have we got?” she asked Mock, scooting back over to her desk.

Sable flipped open the file and his eyes took in a hastily scribbled report, some names and a photo. Moving to the second page, he detached the first and handed it over the desk to his partner.

“Something’s been stolen from the archives, an artefact called ‘The Chalice of Shattered Faith’, and the archivist suspects it may have been gone for several days.”

The Chalice’s image showed nothing but a rather humble looking wooden cup, its edges stained a faded red. As a part of their report, the Archivist seemed to have deemed it important to list a brief history of the object as well as its supposed powers. Driving men mad, the summoning of old gods, the creation of abominations… the things got more uses than a penknife. For better or worse, none of them had yet been confirmed by the Sanctuary’s studious archivist.

Handing over the rest of the file, Sable stood up. “Well, I think there’s only one course of action; we have a chat with this…” he checked the report “Omnibus Woe. She’s both the prime suspect and the person most likely to know who took it. You can read up on the thing’s history on the way.”
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