From Otaku to Weeaboo — The Hilarious Anime Synopsis Thread V.2

[AlteredTundra]

It has been a year since this special brand of sarcasm has hit the Guild's pages. They were a hit, whether it be the Anime, Film, or Television varities. People loved them, so much so that I'm bringing them back for a second go-around. This time, however, they are going in spam, because it's where they truly belong. How glorious, right?

And now, without any further ado, a few rules to keep in mind!

Here's how it works:
1. Choose any well-known anime- either individual titles or as a collective series
2. Write a summary - just a short one of 1 to 2 sentences will suffice
3. The catch? The synopsis has to be in such way that it makes the movie sound (utterly) worthless

TL;DR:
= Refrain from using profanities as much as possible. You don't need to resort to lame curses to be humorous.
= Seriously, no essay rants. No one is going to bother reading that and it's not even remotely funny
= To anyone who may be fans of the movies mentioned in this thread, this is purely for entertainment and no bashing is intended. Don't like what you see here? Then don't even come in here in the first place.
= Recurrence of titles that have already been done is allowed, but please don't plagiarize other people's summaries.

Originally by Tsukune

Let us have some fun with this, yeah?

[tsukune]

Pokemon Sun & Moon (2017)
Where Ash takes a de-aging pill and finally goes to school - in a faux Hawaiian region.

[skidcrow]

netflix death note (2017)
white boy vs a lot of angry weeaboos

[TwelveOf8]

Hunter X Hunter (2011)
Or should I say hiatus X hiatus? Stop being sick all the god damn time Yoshihiro Togashi san! I need this!

[AlteredTundra]

Bleach - If you drink into it after awhile, parts of you will die. Just real bleach.

[Lady Selune]

Boku No Hero Academia:
Welcome to a world where despite literally everyone being superpowered, the ramifications of this is never explored in depth.

GATE: And Thus The Japanese Self-Defence Force Fought
Welcome to a world where insane troll logic by the Japanese somehow prevents the rest of the world from pulling a Colombus 2: Genocide Harder on the locals.

[pugbutter]

Code Geass is a "serious military drama" about high school kids with green hair and purple eyes, who take frequent breaks from not getting dirty, injured, or killed in battle in order to chase cats around their school campus and bake enormous pizzas.

3. The catch? The synopsis has to be in such way that it makes the movie sound (utterly) worthless

@Altered Tundra

That was pretty easy considering this show is actually, seriously terrible.

[AlteredTundra]

InuYasha - Sit boy!
InuYasha: Final Act - I said SIT!

[stardust]

Dragonball Z - a group of characters alternate between battling to the death and having deep meaningful conversations about the meaning of life, incidentally smashing the hell out of every habitable planet except Earth.

[BrobyDDark]

SAO: Boy and his guild of one-dimensional waifus somehow continue to repeatedly disappoint EVERYONE.

KonoSuba: Boy and his party of waifus continue to smash expectations.

[BrokenPromise]

Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid

A sitcom about a gay-dragon-maid, a gay-Gothic-dragon-schoolgirl and a probably gay-bipolar-drunk-programmer try to navigate life while acquiring as many prefixes to their labels as possible.

[stardust]

Macross Frontier - space monsters repeatedly threaten a human colonial expedition (and eventually all humanity) by concealing themselves from sight.

[TwelveOf8]

Boku no Piko

Two young boys have a special little sleep over. It's all totally innocent officer, I swear! What!? I'm not nervous! I'm just uhh excited! Oh no, I didn't mean it like that! I'm not a deviant! I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freakin system is out of order! You want the truth!? You can't handle the truth! Cuz when you put your hands in a pile of goo, that was your best friends face, you'll know what to do! Forget it Marge, it's Chinatown!

[Kalas]

Naruto/Naruto: Shippuden

LoserBoy that no one likes wants to become the sparkliest ninja in all the land. LoserBoy tries to make friends with EdgeLord3000 but to no avail. EdgeLord3000 falls to the Dark Side and promptly decides he want to destroy the land, including wannabe sparkliest ninja; LoserBoy, after killing his own brother by mistake. LoserBoy, meanwhile, cries and cries about EdgeLord3000's defection and won't leave him alone. EdgeLord3000 then changes his mind and decides he, too, wants to be the sparkliest ninja. EdgeLord3000 decides that a fight to the death with LoserBoy is the only way to settle things.

[Keyguyperson]

Planetes: A bunch of garbagemen fuck around for 26 episodes.

[TwelveOf8]

Cory in the House

Possibly the greatest anime ever made. A demented love child of Boondocks, Pulp Fiction, and Naruto. A must see for any anime fan.

[tsukune]

Kyoukai no Rinne
Money is blood. Money is love. Stingy is the way of life.

xxxHolic
Supernatural philosophy x Japanese folklore x over-the-top WafuGothic fashion have never been so sexually arousing.

[Kalas]

Shokugeki no Soma
People. Orgasm. Over. FOOD.

[SleepingSilence]

Another: Final Destination The Anime

[Lucian]

Madoka Magica
Young girls of questionable sexual orientation make a super special deal with a super cute fuzzball and get superpowers. It's all great fun. *sniffle*