So my husband walked behind me the get to the kitchen, and as he usually does he ran his hand across my shoulders. Only, not as usual, i shocked him. So he goes into the kitchen and comes back, and i shock him again, and he is all 'wtf' and i go "its probably you in those slippers of yours."
So the asshole comes back to stand directly behind me and rubs his feet on the carpet.
If any of you watch Family Guy, you know where this goes, so I shout "PETER!" And threaten to pinch him. Instead of stopping, he laughs, moves his feet more dramatically, and goes " EeEeEeEeeEeEeEEeeEeEeeEeeEEeeEeeEEE"
@ 1:20
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