Omg, if she hits you, i'm flying to england and unleashing the crazy.
Hm. I'd have to agree. But the old first sergeant's wife at our last base said turkey was awful. She couldn't go anywhere without a male escort, and when she locked herself in her pantry, everyone ignored her pleas for help because they assumed her husband was beating her.
So that wouldn't be fun.
Granted, that was a while ago, but still. I enjoy my independence.