[IC] Outpost 53##?!

[Er0r]

Day 4 of Many.... All is quiet on the front. Barricades have been set up and all warning signs have been placed at the bottom of the hill. Only a fool would try to claim this hill from under my command. Blessed be my stack of cheese. May it guide me though the troubling times I sense is ahead. Mayhaps just of a small taste....

[BobLeBoeuf]

I've been marching through this wretched wasteland for days now. But I can finally see the hill on the horizon. It looks heavily fortified... Luckily I have my long land pattern brown bess musket that fires .75 solid lead balls at 4 rpm and with a muzzle velocity of 305 m/s. Nothing will be able to stop me with this! I shall conquer the cheese and icrease the power of The Empire Of Steven! Now to form a plan of attack...

[Er0r]

Hark! Infantry spotted off the port bow! Abort, Abort! Ready the hounds! Fire the flares! Bury the hatchet with the water under the bridge! With this castle primed with tnt, I surrender it to the void. My cheese not long for this world, I sacrifice it for the greater good. Should a piece remain; shall it service the people for generations to come. And may the rest please the gods enough to grant me strength. You who darest take-ith my cheese-ith; with exploding fire nipping at my backside I charge at you with a furry known to no man. AAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHH >:O!

[RinOkumara]

Spies log 001

A flaming cheese just rolled past the bush I was hiding in being chased by an explosion

Spy out