You rent a shared apartment, and when you go in for the first time, the profile pic above is your new roomate

[Elgappa]

Oh, Boy! Time to wreck some shit again! Open up, your Pilot is in da house!

[ArenaSnow]

RIP

[Lady Selune]

Oooh. Engine parts are always nice and warm. Can I like... Bask on you?

[Majoraa]

Hisss.

[Translated: Finally, a roomate of my species! Well kinda, but ill take it!]

[ArenaSnow]

Don't tell me you drive with your tongue...

[Lugia]

Well, this is going to be awkward, I can't even drive a car, much less pilot a robot.

[Majoraa]

Hisssss..

Please tell me you dont eat sneks..

[Lugia]

Nah, I prefer to eat birds... and besides, you're looking rather poisonous right now.

[Enarr]

Yay. Think of the adventures we will have. Between my brilliance and your might, nothing can stop us there are a great deal of things that will be helpless before us.

[Woundwort]

......

Somehow, I feel like this was meant to be.

Which art museum do we rob first.

[Lady Selune]

Damn. You can *ahem* rev my H-

Oh. Wait. You don't swing that way.

Shoooot. Bloody sexy ninja incubus.

[ArenaSnow]

A fine addition to my cockpit, I guess.

You know, maybe it's time I consider myself an apartment.

[Woundwort]

.....

So as a flaming demon, I should ask.

Do you have incendiary shells equipped?

Also can I paint you rainbow?

[ArenaSnow]

Dunno about the rainbow, but if particle cannons, 15 long range missiles and a big ass shotgun doesn't do it...

[Lady Selune]

What, now the giant frigging mech is a ninja too? COME ON!

[Woundwort]

We attended the same ninjutsu school.

Run by the Illuminati.

DARK HEARTS AND CLEAR EYES DON'T LOSE!

GO DEEP STATE U!

[Lugia]

Oh... a demon. Just make sure you don't set the place on fire, and we're good.

[Woundwort]

I just set the sheets on fire on occasion, really.

Literally.

I run hot when I'm sleeping.

It's...manageable.

Mostly.

[ArenaSnow]

And I thought an alpha strike was hot.

[Majoraa]

Hiss.