[OOC] Melee! Kentucky Tom vs Steer Cottonworth

[Doc Doctor]

@Metal Tortoise

I think Steer and Tom could make a great team. They have vaguely similar fighting styles, though Tom relies more on magic than brute force.

[Metal Tortoise]

@Doc Doctor

Huh, if you can gather two willing participants after this, I'd be down for a tag fight.

Steer is sort of more...Balance and application of force, rather then brute force...though in terms of 'powers' that depends what he is using.

[Mistiel]

May these help you keep the inspiration coming. :)

[ChickenTeriyaki]

Me one month ago: *looks at Kentucky Tom's CS* This is easily the most hilarious thing Doc has created

Me right now: OH GOD HE IS ACTUALLY DOING IT

[Metal Tortoise]

To some up eighty percent of the fight...Not that that is a bad thing, heh.

[plsdeletemyacc]

You poor bastard.

[Metal Tortoise]

I've had worse!

[plsdeletemyacc]

Physically? Sure, without a doubt, these aren't very physically-damaging spells. But emotionally? Mentally? Probably not. This's gotta be wearing down on his psyche, right? He's naked, screaming obscenities and everything he's going to do, with a cartoon horse eternally shitting on him, and if his block doesn't work he's also now a woman. Fuck me that sounds awful.

[Doc Doctor]

@Metal Tortoise

Tom's spells can't be redirected or otherwise influenced by energy. It's one of their specified capabilities.

[Metal Tortoise]

At least Doc isnt threatening to turn me into a Sex Bot yet. I seem to get that a lot with my chars, most of, THE only one that is dead to.

@Doc Doctor

Eh, I guess take that out but the whole 'shield press' is still gonna happen, Vaginaing or not.

[ChickenTeriyaki]

@Doc Doctor

Use Nipgantius Bigtittumus next. I dare you.

[Doc Doctor]

@ChickenTeriyaki

Sure thing.

@Metal Tortoise

It'll be another day or two before my next post. Lots of IRL shit to do.

[Metal Tortoise]

No problemo, I am patient. @Doc Doctor

[ChickenTeriyaki]

No problemo, I am patient. @Doc Doctor

@Metal Tortoise

Yes. You are Doc's patient.

Oh god that was a terrible pun

[plsdeletemyacc]

Chicken, please step out back. I'm going to take you to the pretty flowers for that pun.

[Metal Tortoise]

Eh...We'll see.

[Metal Tortoise]

Sorry that took a day or so, works been busy lately and I've just been FALLING asleep until tonight.