[IC] Rising Paynes (KT & Wicky)

[King Tai]

Fuck It!! We're becoming criminals!

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Connor was just coming home right after getting fired from work after becoming a scapegoat to a "scandal" that involved his boss's wife and his co-worker but to take the heat off of them, put the blame on Connor himself. The walk of shame was bad enough with everyone standing around with the look of disappointment in their eyes and shaking their heads. Now, because of the rough ass rookie security guard, Connor was walking with a limp from the treatment of literally getting tossed out of the building regardless of him complying and walking out in peace. With a slam and a "Stay the fuck out of here, fake ass Beaker!" Connor was now unemployed.

Connor limped into the house and looked around for his wife "Laura!? Honey Bunny are you here? I got some news....good and bad..." He placed his things down and limped into the kitchen. He looked through the mail and spoke once more "Darling?" he called once more.

@Wick

[Wick]

Laura Payne

Laura was upstairs with Piper when she heard Conner come in and when he called her she was on her way down the stairs. Piper was trailing her mama on the stairs. She was singing kiddie songs as she came down slowly.

"Hey baby how was work?" She opened the refrigerator to pull out a box of fish sticks for dinner. "It's Piper's pick for dinner tonight so I hope you are up for it."

Piper came running around her mother and leapt onto her father's shoe and grabbed his leg. "Daddy!"

[King Tai]

Connor turned around at the sound of his wife's voice as she came down stairs. He couldn't help listen to his daughter's singing when she asked him the million dollar question. The announcement of fish sticks seemed to make the matter a little easier to talk about. What could he say, he loved fish sticks too. Looking down at Piper, hesitating to talk about work for a moment, Connor looked down with a smile. Heeeey my little donut! picking her up How was you day, sweetheart? he asked her and looking back at Laura, he answered her first question, coming over to give her a kiss.
Work...work...how are you honey? Yeah...um work is...work.
Especially with your day turning out better with fish sticks afterwards. In fact maybe we can have fish sticks and do other things more often now as a family since I will have more time with you both. Who needs a job that underhandedly rips your balls off when you can grow another pair and move forward. he said all with a smile.

[Wick]

Laura Payne

"Piper, go get the picture you made for daddy." When the little girl left the room she asked. "What happened? How are we going to survive?" She remembered his friend once saying she should work the pole for a living that she would make a killing. "I'm not taking my clothes off for money so don't even think it." She could see the visual he was having in his eyes and she slapped him playfully. "What are we going to do now?"

[King Tai]

Connor Payne

Wheb Piper was told to get something,Connor went to let her down Okay mama! Daddy, you gonna like this!" She said rushing off.

Looking towards his wife, Well darling...I was accused of having sex with the boss's wife. They said there were pictures. Several said we did but not once do I remember doing that. I mean she is quite slutty being the office sex magnet but i wouldn't touch her even if it meant saving my life. scratching his head. He did think about how his friend told him that with his wife's boob size, she would make a lot of money.

Sad thing, this is the same friend that was screwing the boss's wife and pretty much helped in getting him fired. Still he thought about his wife putting the pole between her tits and licking the metal bar with a seductive look in her eyes while imagining a man asking to swipe his credit card between the crack of her voluptuous ass while money rained down on her before getting playfully smack and flinching a little. Eh....of course not babe.....even though I wonder what it would look to swipe a card between someone's ass... he mumbled on that last part.

For a while now Connor felt that he needed to go a new direction. If his wife wouldn't sell her ass, and since he couldn't find a better job than what he had so far in the city, he felt he could try being an entrepreneur. His business sense was shitty though. Then it hit him. Honey....this...I think I know what we should do. Remember when we got robbed in broad daylight and those guys took our car. And then we were robbed again at the atm. Abd then the next door neighbor took our satellite and he's kept it on his roof since then?
Lets just do what they do. I mean...I only have a hundred dollars left in the bank and my last check wont be much. What better way than to survive than to take other people's shit?

[Wick]

Laura Payne

Laura looked at him and nodded slowly. "Yes but how do we keep from getting caught?" She thought out loud. She got really excited and said "OHHH We can collect money for Unicef or The Children's hospital and then keep it! They always make a lot of money why can't we do that? Or we could tell people that Piper has Cancer and that we need money for her." She beamed pleased with her ideas.

"We can totally do this!" Piper ran into the room with a drawing she had made and started jumping up and down waving it at her daddy.

[King Tai]

Connor Payne

Thinking about her next question, Connor couldn't help but think this idea Hmm...well I think the best way we can find out is to watch some crime drama gangster street movies and find out how the actors don't get caught. I think gangster rap videos can show us too.

There was a reason why he fell in love with Laura. Darn it honey! I knew you were a genius. I knew I fell in love with you for a good reason! I mean, we can just have Piper pretend like she has cancel or polio or something else...or all kinds of ailments. You know how much money we can get if she needs a spine transplant? He asked her Yeah....yeah we totally can do this! he said coming forward to kiss her for her idea and looked down when Piper came back in showing the picture.

Ah! Hey My little donut! So this is the picture huh? He knelt down to look at the pic My little girl is such and artist! You really like it daddy? I sure do! Hey, do you remember how to pretend? Like bark like a dog and meow like a cat? he asked her as she nodded. Okay honey...bark like a dog. He said with Piper barking like a dog Okay, now a cat She then sounded like a cat Now a cow She then sounded like a cow Good job baby...can you hop like a bunny? Piper tried to hop around like one as Connor looked over What do you think hun? Think she could pretend?

[Wick]

Laura Payne

"She sure can! Our little princess can do anything." Laura kissed Connor on the cheek and swung Piper around and up into her arms. Laura set her on the kitchen counter top and scooped out some ice cream for Piper and Connor. Handing him the bowl she watched Piper's eyes as they got bigger at the big bowl just for her.

Laura was already working on figuring out how to work on the cancer scam. First thing was first, did they trust their three year old to keep a secret that big or did they want to keep it a secret from her as well? She was chewing on her lip and looking at Piper as she wondered.
@King Tai

[King Tai]

Connor Payne

Connor grabbed his bowl of ice cream while looking at his wife and daughter. This plan could work but it would probably be best not to continue using the same scan constantly and may need to change up. He was still thinking about his wife stripping and making her ass clap. Then again...they could make porn videos but they may not make money unless they create their own website where you have to pay for membership but there's so many free porn sites out there, it would be a waste.

There's also another idea of using Piper for burglary. Nothing like stealing rare and very valuable jewels by hooking your 3yr old daughter up to a fishing line and casting her down to get the jewel and reeling her back up to you with the shiny rock at hand! No....no Laura would more than likely kick him in the balls hard enough to make him puke them up. Hm? Honey, what's wrong? Thinking about the stripper job again? I'm sure Piper will never know if you went through with it.

[Wick]

Laura Payne

Grinning she said, "No, I was thinking about how much detail our princess needs. I think she should be involved on a need to know basis. So details don't get spilled." Laura snuck a spoonful of Piper's ice cream.

"You know the only one I dance for is you. And it's staying that way!" She laughed at his expression. It was a mix of wanting to be able to brag that she was his and the others being jealous vs not wanting to share her at all in any way with other men. She got out the can of whipped cream and shot it at him getting his face. Her laughter filled the house. Piper squealed in delight.

[King Tai]

Connor Payne

Well, how about we practice tonight, love. Then maybe find places or make a website to fund her. Should we sit her on the corner of the street in town or something? He asked. Maybe I can play blind? You know I was in drama club back in high school. I was the best moving tree from the Wizard of Oz.

I know, I know honey...but wait...what if someone wanted me to be a gigolo? He expressed Wait no...nevermind. That last roleplay we did...I ended up in the hospital. Never knew I could break my dick... Averting his eyes thinking about that event.