I'm Queen Raidne now that the Mad King Targaryen has been defeated. Just in case you had somehow failed to notice, or did not believe me to be the same person.
We saw an opportunity and We seized it. Any other red-blooded, sane woman wouldst hath done the same, just not as brilliantly as We have done. And do try-eth to keep thou's wits amongst thouself whilst in Our Beautiful Majestic Royal Presence. Unless thou wouldst desire to see Us take a card from the Queen of Hearts book, and shout "Off with their head" at the slightest provocation?
Through the powers vested in Us, to repay thou's unending loyalty, We give thou, Gowi of House Gowi, dominion over a fictional realm of thou's choice. Lord Gowi, we would name you Hand of the Queen. What say you?