none of you seem to understand

[TupperWare Bowl]

im not locked in here with you YOURE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME

[BrokenPromise]

[Dinh AaronMk]

But the room is a spook.

You may think the room has control over me, but I have control over the room. The room is my property, and so is this 12 gauge.

[POOHEAD189]

A thread in the spam section I actually enjoy...

Sometimes the night is kind to me.

[ArenaSnow]

wot?

[Sanctus Spooki]

But the room is a spook.

You may think the room has control over me, but I have control over the room. The room is my property, and so is this 12 gauge.

@Dinh AaronMk

Who you calling a room? As for control, I wouldn't call it control so much as required obeisance to your lord and master.

[luna558]

A room is not a person.
Someone is wrong.

[Sanctus Spooki]

I know right? Why the heck is he calling me a room?
And who let you out of your cage?

[luna558]

jerry did he is very nice

[Sanctus Spooki]

WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU ABOUT JERRY!?

[luna558]

THE INTERN

[Sanctus Spooki]

WHY WOULD JERRY TELL YOU ABOUT HIM AND I?

[luna558]

BECAUSE HE LOVES BOTH OF US AND HE WANTS US TO STOP FIGHTING AND LOVE HIM YOU BASTARD

[Sanctus Spooki]

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL BE OKAY WITH SHARING HIM WITH YOU!
THAT DICK IS FINE AND ITS ALL MINE!

[luna558]

YOU ONLY WANT HIM AS AN OBJECT AND ITS NOT FOR YOU TO DECIDE ITS HIS
and considering he's a little 'tied up' im making the decisions.

[Sanctus Spooki]

WHAT? JERRY! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE A SWITCH!
How about you take the ball gag out of his mouth, before assuming he's "consenting"

[luna558]

HE HAS A BUZZER IF HE WANTS TO USE IT

He wasn't comfortable telling you because he thought you weren't going to accept him!

[Sanctus Spooki]

OH and him being a two timing swine is supposed to be perfectly fine?

[luna558]

POLYGAMY IS PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE DO NOT DEGRADE HIM YOU SICK MAN

[Sanctus Spooki]

POLYGAMY IMPLIES A CERTAIN LEVEL OF AWARENESS, NOT SNEAKING BEHIND YOUR BACK AND SLEEPING WITH THE WOMAN HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING ME DIVORCE