Dark Stories With A Sense Of Humor

Hey there! It’s your local Village Witch. 

𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒂𝒎 𝑰 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒓? 

A few 1x1 plots centered around macabre themes. A sense of humor, however, is required. Things can’t be grim all the time, it loses the impact. Being that I’m going to be 25 soon I’d prefer my partners be 18+. The idea of paling it up with a kid is just weird. Pay me a babysitting fee and I'll think about it.

I’m a pretty personable gal (though can go a while radio silent. What can I say, I like the quiet too) so I try to make friends with whoever I’m playing with. While it’s not required you be my friend I would prefer we’re at least friendly.

𝑶𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝑺𝒕𝒖𝒇𝒇 

I honestly don’t feel any which way about gore, violence, or smut. I do prefer themes that hang around abuse to be written respectfully and not done for shock value, however. 

As far as pairings go, I can go M/F or F/F. I’m most comfortable playing a woman and I’m not looking to venture outside of that barring NPCs and the like. I care about your gender about as much as I care about your hair color.

𝑾𝒂𝒕 𝒖 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒐? 

I’m somewhere around high casual, low advanced. Can I write a damn novel for a post? You bet. Do I want to write four paragraphs of fluff when the story could be moved forward in a paragraph? Not really. I mean if it’s fun for you to do that, go on ahead, but I don’t want the pressure to match post length tit for tat to be a thing, y’know? Ideally I would prefer you write with me, not at me.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐮𝐬 
Born a mage in a world where magic is frowned upon,  ____ spent most of her life hidden away until married off to a man who mistreats her. Multiple attempts to escape her situation have landed her with the status of a madwoman and suspected of witchcraft. At her wits end she’s sought refuge in the most unlikely of places, The Dark Magus’ tower. Feeling that she’s nothing left to lose ____ begs, or rather demands, she be taken on as an apprentice.

𝐆𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐜 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 
Coming from a humble, struggling background ____ was happy to marry off to the mysterious noble who came drifting through her city. It’s only after they arrive at their manor that she realizes there’s a lot about them she’s yet been told. Hauntings, murder, intrigue, and perhaps even eldritch horror ensue.

𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 
____ is a peculiar girl with a disturbing hobby. Every day she religiously follows the object of her affection and documents their life in great detail. Thus far she's been doing well at keeping her "hobby" a secret. Things chance when she realizes her victim has a secret of their own. Could involve cults, could involve dark magic, should involve murder.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐂𝐨𝐧 
____ is a two bit harlot down on her luck and hard pressed for cash. Through a series of somewhat auspicious circumstances she’s introduced to a grifter who has just the job for her. Together they’ll lie, cheat, and cajole their way into marrying ____ off to a wealthy chap and then have him swimming with the fishes so they can split his money 50/50. Set somewhere in the turn of the century/1920s. I’ll find a way to make magic relevant somehow because that’s who I am as a person. Probably best as F/F but EH.

𝐎𝐝𝐝 𝐉𝐨𝐛𝐬 
Two strangers meet on a train. One is an eldritch being of untold power in human’s skin, the other is whatever the hell you want them to be. The eldritch being offers said mortal a wish beyond the limitations of the known universe if they’ll assist them with one task. The task at hand turns out to be cleansing a village overrun by cosmic horror unleashed by a devout cult. Who IS this being? Why DO they want to want to cleanse this village? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ We just don’t know. Think Bloodborne meets American gods.

That’s all I can think of for now! If you dig any of these, or even have an idea of your own, please hit me up!
Dark Stories With A Sense Of Humor

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