Inept man makes thread about motion pictures, but not like you'd think.

[Awson]

(Hint: this is a thread where you vaguely describe movies and others try to guess what you're talking about.)

Keep it to a sentence or two. Monitor your vagueness levels. Give hints after a few failed guesses.

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Here's a couple:

Foster child with a sweet wig turned radio phenomenon.

Veteran boat man kills millions in the jungle. (hyperbole)

Mysterious man slaughters folk like cattle.

[Ace of Spades]

There was a guy who did a thing and stuff happened.

[Awson]

You think you're real funny, don't you?

Not playing along with the spirit of the game... You're a real treat, you know that?

The idea is to be vague. Asshole. Don't just make it as clear as day.

Ace of Spades said
There was a guy who did a thing and stuff happened.

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

[KnightShade]

Awson said Veteran boat man kills millions in the jungle. (hyperbole)
Mysterious man slaughters folk like cattle.

Rambo and No Country For Old Men? No clue on the first one.

Lots of fuss is made about a bad dude stirring, and it never amounts to anything. Also it's in black and white.

[Awson]

KnightShade said
Rambo and No Country For Old Men? No clue on the first one.Lots of fuss is made about a bad dude stirring, and it never amounts to anything. Also it's in black and white.

Correct on both accounts.

>black and white

Ok, not my department.

[KnightShade]

Awson said >black and white

Ok, not my department.

Black and white is misleading as it's a fairly new movie, however it distinguishes it from an earlier color adaption. Going to make it up to three anyway.

Politician actually decides to be honest, and raps about socialism.

Hindu epic told through animation and 20s jazz music.

[PrimezTime]

KnightShade said
Rambo and No Country For Old Men? No clue on the first one.Lots of fuss is made about a bad dude stirring, and it never amounts to anything. Also it's in black and white.

Recent black and white I'm thinking it might be Nebraska. I haven't seen it but it all sounds like it would fit.

[KnightShade]

PrimezTime said
Recent black and white I'm thinking it might be Nebraska. I haven't seen it but it all sounds like it would fit.

It came out a year earlier than Nebraska, so not quite so recent except with comparison to films that were black and white out of necessity.

[Awson]

If you picked three films that I've never heard of, then you're doing it wrong.

[KnightShade]

Awson said
If you picked three films that I've never heard of, then you're doing it wrong.

The last one is a bit obscure. They're Much Ado About Nothing, Bulworth and Sita Sings the Blues.

[mbl]

1.Crazy dude gets hardcore into a tabletop game.

2. Badass assassin with a heart of gold, also a lot of pedophile references.

3. Guy gets manipulated in the most intense ways possible as a birthday present.

All three are relatively abstract, but there's still a good chance some of you have seen them or could google your way to finding them. If I really wanted to be a dick, I could start referencing a vast array of really old/abstract movies that I wouldn't expect anyone on here to have seen.

[mbl]

Awson said
If you picked three films that I've never heard of, then you're doing it wrong.

Or maybe kidos who don't about any films that came before the 21st century shouldn't start movie games.

[Strangelander]

mbl said
1.Crazy dude gets hardcore into a tabletop game. 2. Badass assassin with a heart of gold, also a lot of pedophile references.3. Guy gets manipulated in the most intense ways possible as a birthday present.All three are relatively abstract, but there's still a good chance some of you have seen them or could google your way to finding them. If I really wanted to be a dick, I could start referencing a vast array of really old/abstract movies that I wouldn't expect anyone on here to have seen.

1. Something comes to mind for this one, but I can't remember the title for the life of me.
2. The Professional?
3. No idea for this one.

Ok, here's one you guys probably won't get: A cowboy, and Indian, and a horse accidentally order a lot of bricks and shenanigans ensue.

[mbl]

Strangelander said
2. The Professional?

Yep

A Town Called Panic

Here's a dark one, kids born of incest are imprisoned and nearly murdered by their own family.