The Drunken Hozen stood on the western hill of Dawn's Blossom as a monument to the pandaren's love of ale. A large, round door, cut vertically into a double-door, stood ajar for thirsty travellers, the sound of laughter and clanking mugs still very loud, even at the late hour. Most of the patrons were pandaren, of course, with a few odd hozen and jinyu, but after the Alliance and Horde reached their shores many years ago, one could find orcs, dwarves, trolls, gnomes, and many, many other types drinking and laughing with the others.
Among them was a lone draenei, practically collapsed against the bar at the back of the tavern, attempting to sip at her mug without lifting her head up, yet trying not to use up too much energy in doing so. It was a very difficult balancing act, trying to be lazy without putting too much effort into it.
Despite how most of her kind tended to look, though, the draenei had a very plump figure, and didn't even seem to be hiding it; her silver robes kept her midriff completely bare. Most of her weight, however, seemed to sit in her chest, which was currently resting on the bar, which just made the whole struggle of trying to keep her head down while still drinking from her mug all the more difficult...
Feel free to jump in, but please do read this bottom bit beforehand. I'm not going to go full Lore Nazi, but I do want to try and abide by a few rules.
1) Common sense. You guys know how to roleplay. Don't not roleplay well.
2) Horde, Alliance, and other are all welcome, with the obvious exception of Always Chaotic Evil races, such as nerub'ar, naga, sha, etc.
3) Keep the (physical) fighting out of the tavern or you will be escorted out by the guards. Bickering is fine, just don't cause a scene. Just so I know you've been reading this, have your character sigh somewhere in your first post. I won't kick people out if they don't read this, but ignorance of the rules is no excuse for breaking them. Beside, it's all pretty common stuff, right?
5) Feel free to DM any minor characters, including the barkeep, but leave the guards be. I will only DM the guards if someone's disrupting the scene.
5a) You are not stronger than the guards. They exist to keep the peace IC, but also to make sure the scene runs smoothly OOC. Respect that.
6) Keep it to a PG maximum, maybe a soft R. You can say fuck if you want, but please don't suddenly start turning this place in Goldshire, 'kay?
7) Color-coding each person's dialogue is a nice way of making things easy to read, but is by no means mandatory. Just a suggestion. :)
8) Try and post a brief description of your character in your initial post, or at least link to a reference pic. Not required, but still kinda helpful.
9) You no take candle.
Among them was a lone draenei, practically collapsed against the bar at the back of the tavern, attempting to sip at her mug without lifting her head up, yet trying not to use up too much energy in doing so. It was a very difficult balancing act, trying to be lazy without putting too much effort into it.
Despite how most of her kind tended to look, though, the draenei had a very plump figure, and didn't even seem to be hiding it; her silver robes kept her midriff completely bare. Most of her weight, however, seemed to sit in her chest, which was currently resting on the bar, which just made the whole struggle of trying to keep her head down while still drinking from her mug all the more difficult...
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Feel free to jump in, but please do read this bottom bit beforehand. I'm not going to go full Lore Nazi, but I do want to try and abide by a few rules.
1) Common sense. You guys know how to roleplay. Don't not roleplay well.
2) Horde, Alliance, and other are all welcome, with the obvious exception of Always Chaotic Evil races, such as nerub'ar, naga, sha, etc.
3) Keep the (physical) fighting out of the tavern or you will be escorted out by the guards. Bickering is fine, just don't cause a scene. Just so I know you've been reading this, have your character sigh somewhere in your first post. I won't kick people out if they don't read this, but ignorance of the rules is no excuse for breaking them. Beside, it's all pretty common stuff, right?
5) Feel free to DM any minor characters, including the barkeep, but leave the guards be. I will only DM the guards if someone's disrupting the scene.
5a) You are not stronger than the guards. They exist to keep the peace IC, but also to make sure the scene runs smoothly OOC. Respect that.
6) Keep it to a PG maximum, maybe a soft R. You can say fuck if you want, but please don't suddenly start turning this place in Goldshire, 'kay?
7) Color-coding each person's dialogue is a nice way of making things easy to read, but is by no means mandatory. Just a suggestion. :)
8) Try and post a brief description of your character in your initial post, or at least link to a reference pic. Not required, but still kinda helpful.
9) You no take candle.
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