Everything is Normal

[Spiffy]

Everything is Normal

Welcome to "Everything is Normal." Where most everything is..normal. Working that office job that pays just enough to make you not wanna quit, but not enough to make you wanna stay. Don't get me started on the boss either; he is an overweight, lazy, coffee addict with a penchant for looking over your shoulder to make certain you aren't browsing cute animal photos on his time.

Does this sound mundane and boring to you yet? Because it should. Of course now and again some unexplainable things may occur. A water cooler exploding randomly. A monster attack here and there. Nothing out of the ordinary for Anytown USA.

What type of character you play as is entirely up to you. Ex-con with a bad temper? A woman who's only companions are house cats? Or maybe a millennial with punctuality problems, dyed hair and gauges in his ears? You decide! No character sheets required. Simply jump in with a brief explanation of who your character is and your good to go. In case you haven't noticed, humor is very important in this roleplay. Here we will play by the rule of funny. If it's funny, make it happen. Inspiration is taken from; The Office (US), The Simpsons, and One Punch Man.

Now, who is ready for some boring, repetitive roleplay?! I know I'm not.

[Sewer Rat]

INterested, he is a teacher with a drinking problem, with a mild smoking problem too, he is one hell of a teacher, his students can't say he is bad or good,because he is just...MEH.

I hope being a teacher counts.

[Spiffy]

I don't mind a teacher, though I would like to have people who worked at the office for more interaction with other PC's.

[Sewer Rat]

Alright, side job at the office.

[Spiffy]

Sounds good to me.

[SemiBarbaric]

//raises hand// Oh! ME me!

[Spike]

My guy works at the office and supplements his income by selling drugs. He also likes to cosplay and collects katanas.

[iTem]

Some 37 year old guy got tired of the boredoms of life and wanted to have something more in his life. Maybe little spices here and there, black candle, some virgin blood _{haha get it he's pathetic hhfjdhfhdh}, and a little chanting and VOILA! Congratulations! He just summoned a demon to inhabit his body! Would've read the fine print but I guess "UNLIMITED FIREPOWER" was as good as any reason to summon a demon that specializes in fire.

I guess it's just horrible that he's the janitor I guess.

[Spiffy]

@semibarbaric@iTem@Heroicsociopath@Typhon

I didn't realize anyone else was interested haha. If you guys and gals could confirm by responding, I would be happy to start up the first IC! This is pretty experimental, so let's see what happens! I'd like to keep the language and descriptive violence down to a pg/13 lvl.

[Lie]

Hi, I'm too late aren't I... I'd be interested though..?

[Spiffy]

@Lie All newcomers are welcome!

[iTem]

@Lie All newcomers are welcome!

@Spiffy

their username added in the sentence almost made it funnier than it should be. also, i'm down with this.

[Sewer Rat]

Nice, still interested

[Spiffy]

I will make it now. PREPARE YOURSELVES

[Enigmatik]

Really tempted to make a character who owns a fully functioning jetpack.

[Spiffy]

@irredeemable If your character was caught exceeding the speed limit (15 mph) they would be ticketed incessantly. Those things are new after all.

[Spiffy]

roleplayerguild.com/topics/169057-eve…

And here we go...

[BCTheEntity]

So, uh... what if I were to play as Boris Beatup, an otaku whose tastes have left him nearly impoverished, who acquired a beam katana from an online auction site, and now carries it around with him discreetly, since it folds down into an easily-carried form that isn't necessarily recognisable as a sword and he could be attacked at any time? And also he looks like

this:

EDIT: Re-asked in the game thread.

[Dalek Cruccibul]

This looks fantastic!

Norman Smith, the face of conformity and the typical man of the 50's. Suburban bread winner, young, shaven: Norman would wear a bowtie and suspenders, always carry a briefcase, and always have a pen in his breast pocket. He also may or may not happen to be a robot. He's normal. Too normal. Most likely hiding something. But he's fun enough, and has at least some droplets of charisma.

[iTem]

@Dalek Cruccibul just jump in the RP, mate. ;)