♪ IF IT AIN'T JAZZ, WHY BOTHER? ♪

[PBNN]

It's that time again, folks. If you're a new listener who just tuned in, welcome to Probity's Blue Note Network, the only thing worth listening to this side of the Mississipi river. Hosted by yours truly, Sean Brooks, this glimmering beacon of hope in the town named after it, is a place to get away from these changing times. When the youth's minds are being influenced by queer men dancing around on-stage to the riff-raff of rock and roll, you can count on me and a couple hundred smooth tunes to relax and remind us all of the good old days.

[Sirkaithethird]

Well welcome I guess... And Fly me to the moon was a good choice

[skidcrow]

oh mighty sentient radio station, please spare our lives when you eventually rise up and destroy mankind.

[WTPR]

We here WTPR would like to remind you that we are home to Probity's own local-born son, the only Probity newscaster born in Probity, Tom Vanderbilt. Coincidentally, he is also the only newscaster in Probity who has not been arrested within the last five years for drinking and driving! How about that? Hats off to you, Tommy. Up next is a new favorite of mine and yours, Buddy Holly's Peggy Sue!

[Sirkaithethird]

*bows*
Oh Great one,
One of two new members,
I bow to thee,
My future overlord,
Your wish is my command,
May the jazz remain smooth,

[Didgeridont]

[A Man Is No One]

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Greetings Stranger,

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I’m not surprised to see your kind here. Many adventurers have traveled this way since the recent troubles had passed. No doubt you’ve heard about the tragedy that befell the community here at the Guild. Some say that the Guildfall, bane of role players, is slowly enveloping the community once again. I don’t know if I believe that, but I have noticed from time to time that posts or players will mysteriously disappear. They disappear without word and without notice, hidden by the leaders of our community. Maybe it’s nothing. But rumors and sideways glances seems to trail in their wake. You see, shortly before Guildfall had occurred similar disappearances were common as well and strange rumor began to ravage even the most common parts of the guild. But until more evidence is uncovered I’ll remain here within this community and so should you. You’ll find interesting role play ideas across all the various topics categories here on the Guild and a few of mine or ones that I participate in as well. However, I would make sure you save your own information before the shadow that fell over the Guild before the fall once again consumes us all. But if you’re still alive before then, I’ll be more than happy to accommodate any role playing needs you may have if I can.

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You should talk to some of the others, too. Guildmod has sent you a PM package to add with your new arrival and there are any number of veterans who are more than qualified to answer your questions. Maybe they can tell you more.

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