As the cool kids say, "What's poppin' B?"

[Dalek Cruccibul]

OOF! (DalekCruccibul)

Hello! Welcome to the all inclusive, but slightly exclusive, guide to understanding this person, or me!

*cue magical backstory sounds*

I was born and raise in the Baltic States during the height of the USSR. I lived in a hobble with my father Gustav Nichlhart Chovestky and my mother Boobashaveltski...

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Oh. I'm supposed to introduce myself, like, actually. Because it might be important to connect to me as a "person". Oof. What a joke. Well, let's make this whole thing as painless as possible. Grab me some poster paper and duct tape.

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Dalek Cruccibul: A Primer

What Does He Like?

- Long walks on the beach are great, but have you ever tried running barefoot through the woods?
- Doctor Who (duh), Steven Universe (not so much duh), Stranger Things (duh because it's so good)
- Writing. Which is sorta of a given, under this context. But also Drawing, which doesn't have to fit the context.

What Does He Technically Not Hate, But Isn't Fond Of?

- The inability to appreciate the sacred form of satirical comedy.
- When I procrastinate and start an assignment late, but I start at 8:02 or something, so I gotta wait until 8:30 because, well, it's too late to start at 8 on the dot anyways.
- Lack of ambition and/or drive. Nobody likes a Lazy Susan. I'm not even sure if that's a phrase people use and I'm sure nobody likes it.

What Does He Ironically Hate?

- Capitalist Pigs. Like, guys, we should just abolish the free market. Who cares about starvation?
- People who don't use my pronoun "Apache".
- People who breath. That's a pretty big pet peeve of mine, and a major turn off in a relationship.

So, like, What Kind of Roleplayer Are We Talkin' Here?

- NOTE: These are attributes to my characters, in which those characters may take up any number of roles.
- Comedy: Satire is something I like to instill in a character, but I'll also just go with normal ol' sarcasm/comic relief when it comes to how I portray that comedy.
- Intelligence: I like to be able to have a character who isn't stupid, and can discuss thing in a more open ended manner. I like to project thoughts onto characters like an author projects thoughts onto their work. Or, you know, I could be dumb.
- Flexibility: Comedy is great and all, but the best kind of character is one who doesn't need to be made to fill one role because they sort of fit into multiple roles. Humans are adaptable. A good character has room to grow and develop.

There you go folks. I've said what I've said, and not what I haven't.

*roll credits*

[ArenaSnow]

Welcome :)

[SgtEasy]

@Dalek Cruccibul

Well, thats a lot of effort. Welcome to the Guild! Hope you enjoy your stay here, an aptitude in comedy is always welcome just keep the jokes cool like Fonze

[A Man Is No One]

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Greetings Stranger,

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I’m not surprised to see your kind here. Many adventurers have traveled this way since the recent troubles had passed. No doubt you’ve heard about the tragedy that befell the community here at the Guild. Some say that the Guildfall, bane of role players, is slowly enveloping the community once again. I don’t know if I believe that, but I have noticed from time to time that posts or players will mysteriously disappear. They disappear without word and without notice, hidden by the leaders of our community. Maybe it’s nothing. But rumors and sideways glances seems to trail in their wake. You see, shortly before Guildfall had occurred similar disappearances were common as well and strange rumor began to ravage even the most common parts of the guild. But until more evidence is uncovered I’ll remain here within this community and so should you. You’ll find interesting role play ideas across all the various topics categories here on the Guild and a few of mine or ones that I participate in as well. However, I would make sure you save your own information before the shadow that fell over the Guild before the fall once again consumes us all. But if you’re still alive before then, I’ll be more than happy to accommodate any role playing needs you may have if I can.

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You should talk to some of the others, too. Guildmod has sent you a PM package to add with your new arrival and there are any number of veterans who are more than qualified to answer your questions. Maybe they can tell you more.

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