Welcome to the guild, mate!
I do so hope that you enjoy your stay here, we've got so very many padded rooms! They're so comfy cause you can sleep anywhere you like! All your new neighbors and future friends are pretty cool people too, but... sometimes you'll find a bad egg - though that's why we have those strong people with badges and sticks to take the bad people away. And if you stay for long enough, I hear they give you this cool jacket with long sleeves! I do so hope you enjoy your stay!
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Hopefully you enjoyed that. I wanted to make a bunch of chess puns, but I couldn't come up with enough so I just went with an insane asylum. Anyways, uh... yeah, seeya around!