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[gorgenmast]

In junior high I knew a girl who used a hotdog from the lunchroom as a dildo in the bathroom but it broke off and she had to go to the hospital to have it removed.

[Luna_Maria]

did she at least get to eat it?

[gorgenmast]

no but your mom did

[Mariana Collie]

Foodplay is pretty hot I guess but if it broke off it'd turn into more of a vomitplay situation pretty fast...

[BrobyDDark]

In middle school a friend of mine got molested by a midget.

[Luna_Maria]

did she get to eat it?

[BrokenPromise]

This is almost as good as the story I heard about a girl that was using a broom handle. she was sitting on the counter because, you know, it was kind of long. But then when her parents walked in on her, she hopped off onto the thing. She had to get a few stitches.