[IC] Loving Merc With A Mouth (Darshadow & Trimblebird)

[Darshadow]

Long day boring days were the worst thing ever in the mind of the "Merc With A Mouth". As he sat on the side of a bridge spinning his two handguns around, trying to figure out if he should play Target Practice or take a Dive.. *Wait wait why don't I do BOTH!* With that he stood up, stretched out his arms in front of him and stepped forward. However he didn't fall, someone grabbed him before he could take his Shooting Dive into the Traffic below. *Well this isn't fun, who do you think it is? Lets find out!* He muttered as he turned around, seeing an tall man in a black suit. "Oh hi there! Who are you and do you have something fun to do today?!" He asked still standing on the ledge. *Hm I wonder who this is and what the want, oh well as long as it's not boring.*

The man said nothing as he opened a car door and held out a file. Deadpool took the file and as he read it jumped into the car. "Ooohhh Japan? You want me to go there sounds like fun! *Do I need to learn Japanese? Hope not it's weird to talk and think in another language!* So what am I doing there? Do you talk? No? Okay then." Deadpool rambled as they drove off. He finished reading the file but all it said was he was needed to retrieve something. *Any ideas what this "something" is? No, hm guess I have to wait.. Oh no... Flying! Ugh this is gonna be sooo boring! Hope it's a Private Jet those are fun!*

To his joy it was a jet, though he had no idea if it was a "private" jet or not. But it didn't matter, what mattered was that the flight wasn't insanely boring... Only a little boring. Deadpool had no idea what to expect when he landed but at least it was something that sounded fun. *Maybe this "something" will be hard to get. Or maybe it's going to be guarded by creatures! Oh oh or it's an ancient monster that's been sleeping for thousands of years! I wanna kknnnooowwww* "Hey, when do we land? Hello? Do you understand? Or do you just not talk?" *Guess he just doesn't talk. Maybe if I tickle him! Though I don't feel like getting shot on a plane... Better not*

[Trimblebird]

Sunny spring days where the cherry blossoms around the shrine bloomed brightly this was a perfect day for the timid child of the moon.
Yumi was quite happy today, yes indeed the people of the small village had left some lovely offerings at the shrine from sweet mochi to his favorite kind of lettuce. today was going to be a very good day though he was still stuck in his rabbit form today he didn't mind so much.

*I guess being stuck as a rabbit isn't so bad, the people like me and I don't have to worry about scary people in this form.* He yawned and stretch a little before munching on a piece of lettuce that looks especially fresh pausing only to scratch his right ear with his back paw. Causing a nearby visitor to the shrine to making a noise that caused the timid young creature to retreat inside the covered area of the caged area the people had made from him with inside the shrine grounds.

Normal reaction for him, It wasn't that he didn't like people no it was the exact opposite he loved people he was just really timid so even though he may have seen some of these people a number of times, He still acted as if he was just one moment away from getting snatch up by some hungry fox, or hunter looking for an easy mark. Though if that was really the cause he could also turn back to his normal self and defend himself, granted he would probably feel guilty about doing so but if it was survival or being eaten he would rather not die.

[Darshadow]

*Finally! We have landed! Ugh that took forever.* Deadpool jumped out of the jet the moment the door was opened and of course there was a car waiting there for him. The window was slightly cracked open and black. *Ohh looks like someone doesn't want me to see their face! This is great!* "Hey, so did you want me here? What am I doing in Japan Buddy." He half asked half demanded, he was a bit cranky from the flight. *Wonder if this guy or girl or whatever will talk, that other guy was no fun.. He said NOTHING! the whole time totally quite!*

"Hello Mr.Deadpool. I require you to retrieve something that has been lost. In the next town over there is a Shrine, in this Shrine there is a specific thing I need you to acquire and bring back to me. Inside the File you got is the address you are to bring this Item to. Do not let it fool you, it's not what it looks like. If you try to take it for yourself I will have you killed, now go." A deep voiced man boomed through the crack of the window. As he listened Deadpool tried to see who or what it was inside but totally failed at it. *Soo I'm going on a scavenger hunt? Ohhhh this sounds like so much fun! Let's go!* "Alrighty, I'll go get this thing for you. Might sight see a bit but you'll get it... Whatever it is whoever you are. You hot in there? Maybe not, it's a nice night. Well bye! Off we go!" He said running off before the man could say another word. He had the file in hand but didn't really care about what the "drop off address" was at the moment.

It took him a while to figure out where exactly the "next town over" was, since he totally got lost *I did not! I just... Took the long way! I should have asked how far it was though... My feet hurt and I'm tired and hungry! Lets find a place to eat THEN I'll find this shrine thingy.* Wondering down a street Deadpool looked at the signs, having no clue what any of them said. With a clap of his hands he walked into a random shop and grinned proudly when it turned out to be a Noodle Shop. After ordering three bowls of noodles and downing them in record time he set out to find the Shrine.

"Hey, where is Shrine? Shrine which way?" He asked a very confused looking man, after saying "shrine" a few more times and showing the guy a photo he was pointed up a pathway that had trees lining it half way up. Clapping as thanks Deadpool made his way up the path. *You tried to make me look bad! But haha it didn't work I found it! So there! Oh this place looks nnniiiccceee.* Looking around he only saw what looked like a tiny little Rabbit.

"Wait what? Is THIS what the guy wants?" *You can't be serious... A Rabbit? This thing is so small and fuffly.. I wanna pet it!* Bending down Deadpool looked at it, the put his hand out. "Hey, what are you? You really a Rabbit? I think I gotta take you with me buddy, so come on lets go!" He said, figuring it would run away if he just tried to grab it. *Come on, don't make me chase you.. I walked all night, but I totally wasn't lost okay!*

[Trimblebird]

Yumi hid the rest of the day in the covered area the rest of the day, mostly because he fell asleep. When he opened his eyes the moon was high in the sky shining it's pale light around yawning a little he stretched out and walked out looking around at the now completely empty shrine. Taking time to close his eyes and listen with his ears he couldn't hear anything but the usual night sounds. So he took a deep breathe and nestle down into some soft grass. His white fur glowing a little in the moonlight almost as if he was gathering energy from it.

It was long before he fell asleep again only to woken up by a voice speaking a tongue he didn't know yet. When he caught a glimpse of the person he was quite shocked so shocked in fact that forgetting that there was, in fact, a witness, He changed back to his normal human form. "Shinobi!" he cried out mostly because that all he could think of what this person was. When he heard his own voice Yumi blinked a couple of times then stared at his own hands than the person in front of him.

He looked confused and scared at the same time, but, also confusingly enough for him slightly happy that he was back to what he thought was really him, though he was still quite startled by the stranger speaking a different language.

[Darshadow]

The Rabbit suddenly turned into a young man, making Deadpool jump up and stare. "Whoa! That's cool, so you aren't just a Rabbit.." *Wait, I can't understand him and he can't understand me.. Hey! Get Google and let me learn Japanese, this will get annoying if I can't actually talk to the guy.... Oh wow this isn't that hard, well I mean it's got weird terms but I think I got it. Thanks!* "So, you are a Rabbit Person? Some guy in a black car is looking for you, know why?" Deadpool asked the man who had just been a rabbit in Japanese. It was weird the guy was a Rabbit then a sudden guy but Deadpool had seen weirder. *Yep! I've meet sooo many weird creature things that would make you think twice about what people can come up with. I mean really a Blue Beast Guy?!* Even though he knew know one would know who that was around these parts he still found it funny.

Putting his hands on his hips Deadpool leaned over a bit and tilted his head. "So Bunny-Man, what's your name? I'm Deadpool, The Wonderfully-Magnificent-Mouthy-Oddball-Who-Always-Says-Weird-Things-Merc-With-A-Mouth. Nice to meet cha!" He said putting his hand out *really? THAT'S what you want me to say? That mouthful? Okay fine.. At least you called me Wonderfully Magnificent.*

[Trimblebird]

After a few moments as if by some strange magic now the stranger was speaking his tongue which caused no end to the confusion of the young looking now human Yumi when he finally calmed down enough to process what the stranger Deadpool he knew him as now had asked him. He thought about it for a moment. What was his name again was it truly Yumi, well that was his best guess for now so. "Y-yumi." He looked away from the merc with the mouth acting very much like the timid rabbit he had just been not a few moments ago.

Quickly though another question was ask about a man and car, That seemed to trigger something in the young silver hair male he suddenly started shaking badly. "Bad that person is bad." He said sounding slightly panicked but it soon passed and he blinked confused by his own behavior. "What was I saying...." He looked back towards Deadpool the light from the moon outline the merc well and suddenly made Yumi feel very well small. Not just because of his own 5'2" height but also because he was really skinny with hardly any muscle at all but this person well the silver hair male might think he was attractive if only he could see his face.

"You're tall, are people that speak that strange tongue you hard earlier as tall as you?" He asked mostly because as far as he could remember he had never seen anyone quite like Deadpool granted he was just seeing the outfit and not the man, but still, he was kind of sight to Yumi. who was currently working on standing up and dusting off his Kimono. As he did so a small flower from a nearby cherry tree fell down and the young silver hair male caught it and smiled a little.

[Darshadow]

*The guy in the car is bad eh? Well this guy looks freaked out so maybe we'll just not go to that place. If Bad Guy gets mad oh well, he can't really Kill Me like he thinks, guessing he doesn't know much about me.* Deadpool grinned under the mask he always always ALWAYS wore, well kinda always wore, as he listened to the guy's name. "Oh Yumi? Cool name! I get it Car Guy is Bad Guy, guess you two aren't friends eh." He laughed leaning back a bit as he did. When asked about his height and if others were as tall he put his hand on his head and tapped it. *Wait is my height normal? Really guys is it? I don't know.. This guy might just be short.. Are you short? No, your not? Hm I'll just bluff it!*

"Oh um.. You mean are all people who speak English tall? Nah some are taller, some are shorter, it all depeneds on who they are I think. I met this one guy who was 4"3'! Then another time I met a woman who was 7"9'.. There are even really skinny people and then really wwwiidddee people." He replied using his hands to show Short, Tall, Skinny and Wwiiddee as he said them. Looking the guy over he realized he was wearing something... *Google what is that? No wait don't tell me I'll asking this Yumi-Rabbit-Guy!* "So, Yumi-Rabbit-Guy, what's that your wearing? Guessing it's not a dress eh? Oh... Wait I called you Yumi-Rabbit-Guy, wow.." He said putting a hand on his chin, maybe the 4th Wall Breaking was getting confs-*Stop right there, it's not.. Don't even go there I live for this! No shush I want to talk to Yumi-Rabbit-Guy, just type and make me look good! Got it! Thanks.* Tapping his chin breifly he tried to smile big enough to make it seen through the mask, only to fail since it was so tight. "Oh guess you can't tell, I'm giving you a smile."

[Trimblebird]

"It's a Kimono normally girl's were this style but if I try to put on something more geared towards males well, It doesn't look good on me so I wear this style instead," Yumi answered honestly and blushing a little embarrassed about his lack of ability to wear something more fitting of his gender, also it was probably odd that someone just wore a Kimono all the time, he might have to fix that sometime though now that he thought about it had he worn anything other then a Kimono before. He couldn't recall, and now that he was trying to remember stuff he realized he could remember much outside his name and the small village they were in.

This realization seemed to cause the small smile on his face to disappear and for him to let go of the flower he was holding. "I just realized I don't recall very much about myself how strange, don't you think," he said trying to sound cheerful but it was false the teardrop that formed under his right eye was proof enough of that. Wiping away the tear from his eye he smiled again and looked up at the taller male. "Well enough about that I guess I can't stay here anymore, Pity the villagers here made really good mochi!"

He joked a little trying to lighten his own mood and it was then he realized again that he was very wary of Deadpool despite the fact that even in this form he was wary of people. "You know it's odd but for some reason, I feel kind of safe around you, despite your choice of clothing."

[Darshadow]

"Ohh neat, well it looks nice. I did see a girl wearing one of those at the airport before I took off though.. And before you say it no I didn't get lost! Um, I mean nevermind." Deadpool said dropped his arms to his sides. When Yumi said he didn't remember much Deadpool raised his eye-brow. *Huh so he's scared of the Bad Car Guy but doesn't remember why.. Well now I wanna know why! Let's hold off on going to see him, I forget the address anyways. The file's back at that noodle place too.* Yes, he had forgotten the file but it didn't matter since he decided Yumi wouldn't go to the man who brought him to Japan just yet.

*Huh Micho or Mochi, ya Mochi, is a thing here? I tried that once, it was interesting.. I gotta try it again!* "Trust me Yumi-Rabbit you do NOT want to see what's under this mask of mine.. It'll give ya nightmares, well at least that's what I'm told I really don't get it. Maybe make up would make it less Yuck? Who knows, either way I wont scar ya. So Yumi-Rabbit, you hungry? I am! Shhh ya I had 3 bowls of noodles but that flight was long okay! And that guy... Ugh! He didn't say anything the whole time... Oh right you can hear me, don't mind me Yumi-Rabbit, come on lets go find a place that sells Micho or whatever it's called, right right Mochi." Deadpool said, realizing he must look a lunatic *not cool, I'm not a lunatic, but I did just talk to voices sooo maybe* he held out a hand to Yumi.

"Don't mind the random conversations I have with nobody.. Well guess it's with Voices in my head? Eh lets go with that. I'm not crazy though so don't worry Yumi-Rabbit.. I promise, it's like a super-power, very annoying but also super fun super-power." He added giving Yumi a thumbs up in hopes he wouldn't be too freaked out.

[Trimblebird]

"Mochi it's a sweet little cake made out of rice," Yumi explained laughing a little, his smile coming back to his face, Though the comment about Deadpool's face made him curious, also for some reason he had a feeling Deadpool wasn't his real name, and that made the young silver hair male want to know more about this mystery that had just show up before him even more than the mystery of who he was really. He didn't seem too concerned with the taller male talking to himself probably a side effect of his own strangeness. "Something to eat sounds like a wonderful idea, I Haven't really had anything besides lettuce and Mochi since I got stuck as a rabbit."

He took Deadpool's hand and that when he sensed it pain a lot of, but also loneliness, That made his smile disappear he looked into the mask face of Deadpool. a few tears rolled down his cheeks. but before he could say anything he felt something rub against his leg causing the young man pretty much garb on to the Merc with the mouth almost like he was a girl scared by a sudden noise when he finally had the courage to see what had touch to his great shame it was simply a cat wait now that he thought about it don't cat's eat rabbits.

"C-cat!" He yelped and hide behind Deadpool. "Don't eat me, Mr. Kitty, I'm too skinny I'll taste horrible and not be a very feeling meal at all I P-promise!" the cat for its part simple looked confused and walked off as if annoyed by the stupid human behavior before it.

[Darshadow]

Looking at Yumi and how he reacted to general things Deadpool tried to think of what could explain this guy but kept coming up empty. *I mean not totally emtpy come on I have so theories.. Maybe he's an alien? Or he's Thor's brother! No that wouldn't work I don't think Thor has more then one brother.. Oh oh maybe he is a... No that just sounds stupid I'll figure it out! Don't tell me!* With a nod Deadpool was a about to walk off with Yumi but then the young man freaked out over a cat.

"Um.. Your a human now, that cat wont eat you. I doubt it's a cannibal, well a Human Cannibal Cat. Relax, it just rubbed against you to say HI! I'm a cute little Kitty! They do that aaaaalllll the time, the fur gets everywhere though. Come on Yumi-Rabbit, food is the best way to make a smile. At least I think it is and Ricy-Cakes sound good. Any ideas where a place is? Wait nevermind duh *I can use Google! It helped me speak Japanese it can help me find a good Mochi place too!* Oh there's one at the entrance to this Shrine Place!" He said feeling a tad giddy now. He lead Yumi down the path, making sure to move fast but not too fast for Yumi.

*Huh hey other person, think Yumi-Rabbit minds my nickname for him? He is a Rabbit who turned into a human but I mean I kinda think the nickname is cute, it suits him.. Maybe I should call him Yumi-Bunny! What do you guys think? That's even cutier! Wait is that a word? Oh well. Ya I'm going for it.*"Hey you are now Yumi-Bunny okay?" Deadpool said looking back at Yumi as they stopped at the end of the path. "Um.. This way, no wait that way, come on. This place has 4 stars so it should be good." He said as they walked down the street towards a little cafe-looking shop, it was closer then he had realized, maybe he read the-*nope! I just ran fast.. I know what I'm doing sh.* Smiling under the mask, even though Yumi couldn't see it, Deadpool opened the door and walked halfway inside. "Coming in? Not many people here tonight." He said to Yumi.

[Trimblebird]

"Oh right, hehe I forget that sometimes," Yumi said laughing sheepishly as Deadpool reminded him that he was indeed now human. He walked closely behind the taller male glad that there weren't to man people out tonight but he was fairly sure the merc with the mouth didn't know where he was going, well to be truthful neither did Yumi since he had only been on the outskirts of the village, so the more populated areas like this one were kind of unknown to him. It was like a new adventure for him and this time he was as scared as he normally would be. "Yumi bunny heh I just remember that's my last name well not rabbit but Usgai which is basically the same thing." Odd as it was the more he let down his guard the more he seemed to remember almost as if he was internally hiding his memories. *He seems to approve also how the hell oh right DP fourth breaker, Hey wade if you're nice maybe Yumi might make you pretty again.*

by the time they reach the little shop that apparently they where head for, Yumi stop for a second to look around DP was right there was hardly a single person in the shop, so taking a deep breathe he entered the shop and stood on Deadpool's right side looking at him with a sweet smile. "Thanks, you're kind, I guess you've figured out by now that I'm as timid as that rabbit form of my right?" he asked sounding kind of embarrassed by his timid behavior. "Probably has something to do with those memories I seem to be missing." Shaking off that sad though he garbed hold of Deadpool's arm and looked around for a place to sit.

Of course, it was at this point that the owner of the store approached looking over the strange duo with a very skeptic look in her eyes. "How can I help you and your lady friend." she said adding the lady part towards Yumi which caused him to twitch a little. Something even his timidness couldn't help but prevent from coming up and his annoyance at being thought of as a girl was one of them. "I'm male thanks." The woman looked shocked and apologized. "It's just that your clothes and appearance my mistake." she then pointed the pair to an empty table slight away from the entrance clearly still a bit on edge though for some odd reason Yumi didn't think it was because of Him and DP anymore.

[Darshadow]

*Ooooh yay you talked back! Good glad he likes it, Yumi-Bunny it is. Wade? Oh right I'M Wade, I should tell him that some time, I'll be nice but I think I look... No nevermind I look like a Wrinkly Old Apple that was left in the Sun too long! Ha!* Deadpool glared at the shop owner but he took a moment to realize WHY he glared. "And you look like a horror movie ghost." He muttered under his breath as they were shown where to sit. "Sooo, you remember your last name? That's good! Yumi Usgai sounds cool, but I like Yumi-Bunny so that's your name with me. Hm when was the last time I used my name not Deadpool? Oh well, hey Ghost Lady can we get some Mochi?" He asked, not thinking he really should be nicer to the shop- *hey hey don't tell me to be nice! She called Yumi-Bunny a girl, not totally sure why I care so much but I do! The Kimono Kimozo or whatever that dress thing is called looks good on him and she really DOES look like a Horror Movie Ghost..*

Putting his elbows on the table and his chin on his hands Deadpool looked the man over again. "So why can you turn into a Rabbit? Also to answer you from before, ya I kinda did figure out your like a skittish little Bunny even when you look human. It's all good though." He said trying to make his voice SOUND smiling. *Sound smiling? Neat way of saying it.* The shop owner brought over a plate of Mochi and gave Deadpool a death stare before walking off. "Oooooh I think she's mad about the Ghost comment.. Ha! Too bad her death stare can't kill the Merc With A Mouth.. Why do people even call me that? Oh? Comic books, really? Neat! I read one of those once.. It was meh." Deadpool said tapping the tap with his fingers. He was lucky Yumi didn't see to mind his rambles, since this was the second time he appeared to talk to himself. *Right right talking to myself that's what I'm doing..* After sushing up he took a Mochi and took a bite, surprised at the yummy taste. "Hay ouh doht thel meh tou sush, buht dees wealy arr goohd!" He said with a full mouth. *Not full! Took one bite, it was half the Mochi but not a full mouth worth!*

[Trimblebird]

*I'm used to the fourth breakers...* Yumi sat down across from Deadpool and when the mochi was brought he bowed his head respectfully to the owner for her part seemed to soften a bit when she was shown that bit of respect, before walking towards the back of the shop were Yumi assumed the kitchen was mostly cause he thought he could hear the sounds of pots, pans and the sound of someone cutting up vegetables. as to the question he was just asked about being able to turn into a rabbit he had to think about that for a moment so he took a mochi from the plate and took a small bite. While looking thoughtful. "I don't really know I just know that I can and if I do it too often I get really tired." He answered after finishing his mochi.

Though this time he did notice that Deadpool, was speaking to himself a bit which was odd but he was rather odd himself so who was he to judge. "I don't you've got a lot on your mind so talking it out with your spirit is often a good idea." He said laughing a little. It was then the owner came back putting two covered bowls one bowl in front of each male. Then gave each a pair of chopsticks before walking off again. "Smells like Ramen a vegetable blend for me and a meat-heavy one for you!" as if to prove his point Yumi left the covers of the bowls and like he said the one in front of Yumi was a vegetable mix ramen and in Deadpool's bowl was filled with beef ham and chicken in addition to the normal ramen noodles.

The silver hair male put his hands together something in old Japanese something that not even the all mighty Google could translate before picking up his chopsticks and beginning to eat his bowl of ramen. "This is much better than just lettuce!" he said sounding very cheerful. Thought did hit him though how did the owner know he didn't eat meat, shrugging off a nagging thought of danger, He decided to ask Deadpool a question. "Deadpool, I'm guessing that's a nickname of somekind right?"

[Darshadow]

Deadpool laughed a bit when Yumi seemed to not mind about his "talking to the voices" thing. It was nice to not have people call him out for being insane or something *I'm not insane, but true people seem to think that when I talk to you Narrators* which was normal. When the Owner came back and put the bowls in front of them Deadpool smiled widely under his mask. "Oh yay I love meat! I think everyone knows that.. But who knows. So you don't eat meat eh Yumi-Bunny?" He asked clapping his hands together. *Is that in my comics? That I love meat? Or is it just something you are adding for this Roleplay? I don't actually know so lets go with us adding it... Also don't make me talk back! Awe you don't want to talk to me? Fine be that way.*

"Oh ya Deadpool is a nickname I gave myself, there's been soo many reasons behind it but my favorite is it was a Death Gambling Game or something like that, can't remember totally right now. My name's Wade but call me whatever. Just not Kitty-Cat or something silly like that *Really!? Who would call me... Ohhh wait there was a woman years ago that called me Kitty-Boo, okay keep going.*. Weird I know but oh well." He replied taking a piece of beef and biting into it. "Mmmm I love beef it's the best." He said not really sure how he was eating through his mask, but somehow he was. *Ya how is that a thing? Is it a magic mask? Oh well let's just go with it, it's a magic mask that lets me eat.. I do love my beef soooo you aren't making me not eat!*

"Is it just me or did that Ghost Lady know something about you that most wouldn't guess? Or maybe you just look like you don't like meat.." Deadpool said to Yumi, wondering if there was a reason as to why the Owner knew not to give him meat.

[Trimblebird]

Yumi brighten a little when Wade finally gave his given name that bit of knowledge though not much made the Silver hair young male feel that bit closer to the Merc with the mouth he had to admit he was kind of disappointed that the other male never removed his mask this entire time not even to take a bit, Which just made Yumi even that but more determined to find out what he was hiding behind that mask. He then thought about the question wade ask about him not eating meat. "Don't know, I did try once and it made me sick so I never did it again," he answered looking just as puzzled as the person in front of him might be.

As he took a couple more bites he noticed the owner had come back out in a while and that got him curious one might say as curious as a cat. Also, that nagging sense of danger was still scratching at the back of his mind, like a warning bell being rung over and over again. "The kana on the shop's sign there are two ways it could be read one is rice house the other..." as if to finish his sentence the Owner came back out looking well different, she was now sporting a nice set of fox ears look a lot younger and she seemed to have nine fox tails swishing back and forth behind her.

"Fox house correct, don't worry though little one I'm not a bad fox not like those kitsunes I'm merely a simple servant of Inari, besides hurting you would be a big mistake I really don't want the other gods mad at me." she said though she did have a mischievous smile on her face like she may have done something sly. "I am curious though as to why someone like you is with someone like him." she said one of her tails pointing to Wade. Yumi stood up from the table and protectively despite his shaking stood in front of Deadpool. "Wade-san is my friend, so d-don't you d-dare hurt him." His knees were shaking a bit and he did appear like he was going to pass out from both the shock of finding out that their host was a fox and that he was actually protecting someone else usually it was the other way around.

[Darshadow]

*Wait is that lady a fox? Holy... So there's a guy who can turn into a Rabbit and now a old ghost lady who is a fox? Wow Japan is seriously wweeiirrdd! But I got to admit, Yumi-Bunny trying to protect me is cute, he's scared though! Wait did I just say cute? Really? Why do I think that! Hey writer people why do I think that?! No clue, well maybe a clue but I'm not telling you! Just go with it! And stop asking me stuff... It's weird to answer you like this.. Oh fine! Be that way!*

Deadpool had been talking to the voices in his head when Yumi stood in front of him, shacking and clearly terrified. Getting up Deadpool patted Yumi on the shoulder and pulled him back a bit, so they were side by side. "Sooo Fox-Ghost-Lady, what this about Gods? Do you know Thor?! I haven't met him but he sounds hilarious! Oh and who is Kitsoon? *Kistune DP* Oh right Kistune? Are they the Car Guys that hired me and told me nothing at all? That was not cool of them. *Is there a reason they want this guy? Am I in a war?! Wait don't tell me I want to see if this Ghost-Fox-Lady will tell me!* "Oh and ugh.. Yumi-Bunny ya don't need to be so protective! I'm a Merc-With-A-Mouth, fights are literally what I do for a living! So, step back kay?" Deadpool said closing his eyes and giving Yumi another pat but this time on his head.

(OOC: I changed my posts a bit. Just colored Deadpool's 4th Wall Breaks so they are easier to see =3 Went with the first Red since I mean his suit is Red, made sense to me lol XD *Does this Red make my Butt look big?? Or make me look weird? Maybe it's too dark, I don't know.. Other Guy! What do you think? Is Darshadow right on this color?!

[Trimblebird]

The nine tailed fox looked slightly annoyed by the questions she was getting pelted with but, she tilted her head a little with the mention of Thor. Yumi jumped a little when he was touched by wade on the shoulder only to relax when he realized it was the merc and not the fox Before The fox could answer the silver-haired young man answered instead. "Um I think she doesn't know T-thor was it I think she means ones from here Like she mentioned Inari which is the god of rice and foxes like her." He said sounding unsure of his own words.

"Correct little moon rabbit, I do not know this thor, and as for your man in the car well." She measured her words carefully before speaking again. "He is very human, and, let's just say he desires to be more than human to wit he must have the little one here for that, or so he believes." she said before yawning a little. Yumi looked scared when she said he was needed by the strange person Deadpool had mentioned earlier he reflexively clung on to the merc with the mouth's right arm. This caused the fox to smile a little she had a feeling and so did Yumi that what she said next didn't need to be said. "Do not give your little moon rabbit there to that man, He doesn't need more power then he already has, after all, normal humans should only live normal lifespans.

[Darshadow]

"Sooo your saying since I'm not a normal human I can live forever? Well that sucks, or maybe it's awesome? I don't know I haven't decided yet. Anyways! Why would I hand over Yumi-Bunny huh? You think just because some creepy never-gonna-show-you-my-face guy tells me to I will? Ha Fox-Ghost-Lady, I'm Deadpool I don't always do what people want me to, it's kinda my thing ya know. Too bad about Thor though would be cool to know him." Deadpool laughed trying to show that he was grinning under the mask. Looking over at Yumi the Merc grinned a bit at how he was holding onto his arm. [*Okay now that is cute, he's like a nervous little bunny! Oh wait that makes sense! He WAS a bunny, or is a bunny? Eh whatever, I'm not giving him to that Spooky Car Guy.. Or this Fox-Ghost-Lady!* Smiling with his eyes Deadpool patted Yumi on the head again before turning back to the lady.

"Oh right! So wait you called him Moon Rabbit? What's that? And if he needs Yumi-Bunny to get less human then nah I wont deliver him as people put it. Wow saying that out loud just sounds soo mean.. How many times have I actually said that! *Not often that I know of! Keep Yumi safe DP* Oh okay then, and um ya duh! He's an adorable Bunny-Dude why wouldn't I!? Oh rrriiggghhttt you guys can't hear them, so that must of sounded totally crazy, ha! Oh well." Deadpool said not really caring that to Yumi and the Fox Lady he sounded insane. Though he didn't really care much since it was normal for him to sound insane to those who can't actually hear the Narrators of the stories he was in.

[Trimblebird]

The fox lady sighed a little a Deadpool's odd behavior more so when it seemed he was talking to himself. Yumi didn't mind like before, He was more than willing to overlook Wade's oddities not like he was normal himself so who was he to judge. The white hair young man nuzzled into the Merc with the mouth's arm when he pet his head again. The fox spoke again. "I call him that because he's the child of a couple of gods I know one of them happens to be the god of the moon."

That gave Yumi pause there was no way right he couldn't be related to any gods right he's just unusual person, he had to be there was no way in the world that.... but not that he was thinking about it fox like this lady shouldn't exist yet he wasn't surprised by her existing, and what about the other things he had since like the ghost Yokai that would wonder around the shrine, Maybe she was right, but thinking about it was giving Yumi a killer headach and making him extremely sleepy. "My head hurts, the things you are saying sound familiar but I can't remember a thing about my past."

"That my dear boy is a good thing, my dear boy let's just say the reason you are here and not in the celestial palace is because something went down and it's better for you to remain here with your chosen protector," She said that last part with a bit of bite to it. It seems she didn't like the fact that Yumi had chosen Deadpool to be the one to protect him. For his part, Yumi just held slightly tighter to Deadpool's arm and looked up at him with a cheery smile though when he heard the bit of venom in the fox lady's voice he just nuzzled the merc's arm.