"Welp, looks like they're beginning to arrive. Is everything straight, my friend?"

"Yes, but I still think this is a wretched idea. The last
renters didn't last a year, and these kids will have a harder time.

"That's just how the dice roll. Did you get the paperwork finished?"

"Yes, it's in your mailbox. It was difficult to get it there."
"Oh, boo-hoo. Now let's go greet your new guests. Give them some warm feelings, and I might get the attic's
ventilation fixed."