[IC] Black magic (Still accepting!)

[Shadow Dragon]

Elnesto smirked as his trap went off, covering the walls of the classroom in oil. He ran off, laughing to himself. He turned the corner, and vaulted over a few students, stealing one of their hats as he did so. They turn, angry, but he's already flung himself over the nearest wall, on top of the academy. He looks around, grinning. Who else was there to prank today?

[Strong Potato]

As Herm collects the lunch money from a group of students, he flips one of the coins to see what he would do with their weak body.
"Heads, you will leave like you came in. Tails, you will all get a twin brother. A conjoined brother. Stop crying. Let's see..."

Heads.

Herm lets the kids pass. "Typical whine babies" Herm mumbles. As the bell rings, he also goes inside.

[Dealdric]

Deruga is annoyed. As usual, he does something, then has to teach a bunch of brats magic. Just great. "All I did was have fun with a nymph. How was I supposed to know she was hands off?" He said as he prepared for class. He had the 'liberty' of teaching the dynamics of elements. Great.

[Strong Potato]

Herm sits down in the back of the class. He throws the chairs next to him through the open window. Underneath his desk, he finds some old gum. He pulls it off and starts chewing on it. With his legs crossed on the table and his hands behind his head, he leans back in his chair and closes his eyes.

"Booooooooooring. When does anatomy start? I want to dissect some magical frogs."

Herm doesn't care about the other students. He plans on leaving today's class early since he wants to stay on his exercise schedule.

"Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg..."

[Shadow Dragon]

Elnesto smirks, leaning back in his chair, and winks at Deruga. The smell of ozone begins to fill the room as he charges up an electrical field around himself. The teacher scowls at Deruga and Herm, and mutters under his breath, glancing at Elnesto in fury. He raises his hand, and the wind locks Herm in place. "You brats are a hairs width away from being expelled. Unfortunately, your backing is to strong for me to get rid of you, unless you kill someone. Therefore, I have to keep you spoiled little jerks under control until you graduate." He waves his hand, and the breeze from it carries the worksheets on his desk to the students desks. "However, that means that I get to do what I want the three of you, including neutralize your powers for the duration of the class." Elnesto grins, and leans forward, lightly tapping Deruga on the back of the neck, shocking him hard enough to make him jump. He then leans back, as if he did nothing.

[Dealdric]

Deruga scowls. He raises his hand. "Sir, I don't see why I of all people have to be with the students. I'm an aide, that's all. Yes, I did something wrong, but really? Plus, this prick just shocked me, and I think he'll continue doing it. May I please move?"

When nobody was looking, Deruga sprayed him with marsh water.

[Shadow Dragon]

Elnesto smirks. "Aw, did I hurt da little baby? I'm surry fer hurtign your fweeings." He grins, his hands and hair sparking.

[Strong Potato]

"No you can't, sir. According to article ii section 8 paragraph of the magic school book, it is illegal to take away powers from students unless they put the attendance in grave danger. This includes actions such as burning witches alive, harvesting their souls, releasing toxic gas outside the (public) restroom, zombifying more than 20% of the school population, etc."

Herm spits out his gum, right in the middle of the forehead of one of the nerds sitting in the front.

"Bullseye!"

He now looks back at the teacher.

"I remember this, because last summer I had to write that entire book as punishment. Each day. Not fun. Besides, you and I both know it is just a matter of days before I get twice as ripped as I am today. As long as I don't harm someone beyond repair, I am as safe as a steel box with an iron lock. You can't touch me."

[Shadow Dragon]

He screams when the water soaks him, and electricity surges through the water, electrocuting them both. The teacher raises his hand, using the very air around Herm to press him down to his desk. "You brats seem to forget that I am far more powerful then you are. And while you are in my class, what I say is law. Page 275, Article xv paragraph 7. "If the present authority believes that there is an excessive abuse of law, they may enforce the proper force to restore order, including, but not limited to, house arrest, incapacitation, or magical restraint." I just can't kill you, or remove your limbs."

[King Tai]

Siwazuri was sitting at the edge of the classroom watching all the antics. He was quietly observing some of these guys figuring for a long while he's been gathered with a bunch of douchebags, a-holes, scumbags, and jerkoffs. Had to admit, it was still amusing from time to time. He sat there with his arms on the desk folded while his head was down but his chin rested on his arms while watching the classroom.

Because of his height (5'5) and near feminine features, people were screwing with him but he soon let everyone know real quick who they were messing with when he poisoned everyone's food in the school. Wasn't deadly but it definitely left people feeling sick with diarrhea, puking, and nausea. "Everyday...it's the same thing..." He mumbled to himself.

[Strong Potato]

Herm starts laughing quietly. His head is still on his desk.

"Ah, yes indeed. Removing limbs... My limbs are my power. Taking away my power would mean you would break the rules. So therefore I suggest you continue your class before I have to get the principal involved. Then things would get really messy. Do you understand, sir?"

His eyes are now pointing towards Elnesto and Deruga. "Mhhh..."

[Shadow Dragon]

The electricity sparking of Elnestos body begins to fly across the room, burning holes in the walls and textbooks. The teacher scowls, and mutters under his breath, and the pressure on Herm vanishes. "Can someone dry off sparky here before he kills someone?"

[Strong Potato]

Herm opens his bag and throws a towel at Elnesto. Herm takes out a protein candy bar and starts chewing on it. It produces a lot of sound.

"Elnesto, you owe me a favor."

As he speaks, some bits and pieces of the candy bar fall out of his mouth on the floor. One of his hands catches it and brings it back to his mouth. An even louder crunching sound can now be heard.

"What class is this exactly? To be honest, I haven't really been paying much attention."

[King Tai]

Siwazuri watched how the wet electric mage was just sparking up the place before the big brute passed him a towel. The smaller male was curious about something when the muscle head spoke. He finally broke silence. "To go along with the meathead's question, will we also have sparring sessions too?" He asked wondering.

[Shadow Dragon]

The teacher sighs. "This class is to beat you brats into shape before you go out into the world. We don't want another Pyro running around. And to answer your question Siwazuri, yes, we will spar. As soon as you learn discipline." Elnesto drys off, and the flashes of lightning grow weaker until they vanish. He glares at Deruga, and slides his finger across his throat, his hands flashing with electricity.

[Strong Potato]

"147 minus 35 plus 78 and all that multiplied by 9.5 ... Bingo."

Herm leans back in his chair and enjoys the last crumbs of his candy bar. He ignores the remark of Siwazuri.

"So go on and teach us something, 'professor'. We are all so eager to be here, 'professor'. I have nothing better to do, 'professor'. Teach us discipline, 'professor'. Maybe throw in a couple of anger management classes as well, 'professor'."

Due to the sass in Herm's voice, everyone could notice the hint towards sarcasm.

[Shadow Dragon]

The professor sighs, and suddenly he's across the room, kicking Herm out the broken window. The thunderclap from his movement deafens everyone in the room, and he jumps out the window after Herm's stunned body. The movement is so sudden, so quick, that they both seem to vanish as the rest of the window explodes.

[Samdragonx]

"Hey guys, sorry I'm late. Did I miss any...?"
The shattered window stares at Rux.

The little aftercracking parts dropped from the ceiling.
In full amazement, Rux would stare into the rest of the group.

He let out a little laugh and would then yell: "Excursion!"
Hinting at the rest of the group to follow him as he jumped out the window.

[Shadow Dragon]

Herm lays in a crater in the ground, and the teacher is floating above him, twirling a strange staff. He looks at Rux and sighs. "Tardy again Rux? You promised me you'd work on that. Try to do better tomorrow, okay?"

[Samdragonx]

Oh,.. eh.. Yes, professor.
Rux denied himself the jumping down upon seeing the teacher float.

Do we go back into class or do we use the crater for training?
I see the rest of the room doesn't really feel like getting up yet.